King |

I started off making crazy videos in my basement

thaat hasnt changed yet, aint it

funny how you come to know so many different things

and how much love and affection one incident brings

i'm starting to get

sick of these things

like sipping a drink

and getting snickered at because it isnt liquor, it's sunny D

so come get some of these

i'm like a buzzing bee

making rappers want to leave, afraid that I will come to sting

if Burt's bees stings

imagine burt's bees stings stinging

think of how much pain that it would bring

If i spit with burt's applied to my rhyming device

apply the breathing apparatus and the bio hazard suits, guys

Catch you staring at me on a box of cereal

here, my girl has Mat, and I'm hazardous material

so don't think the coincidence is any less etherial

than any of the men in ebeneezer's christmas miracle

 

Fear my lyrical abilities, hillbillies

give me any beat, a piece of paper, i will kill it

make you wonder where your sense of judgementalism went

with these bars so intense, not even jimmy could bench

 

and all you wenches out there, give it a rest cause

amazing grace aint enough to save you crazy wretches

Just come to accept that I am the best

I make it hard for you to draw your response like i was an etch a sketch

 

stop thinking your flow is one that you can correct

You just can't make it happen like you were Gretchen and "fetch"

The best of all is when I fall I'm like basketball

And while I'm standing tall you're in the vestibule of vegetables

 

You should've watched me when you could because I told time

that i'd stand out like an italicized bold line

and while I'm getting cheered on from the goal line

you low lives are sittin home watching show time

 

These aint old times, like western saloons

so step away from my jeans, cause they aint big enough for two

i can finally ride my bike without you and

i'll only use a handlebar if I'm a fu manchu

 

cause I am a man too, don't make me stoop to you

just like I said, this little deuce, its from the coupe that he flew

but now I am il Duce, the king in this town

this time around i'll put the hand down, talk to the crown