Ash-Tins & Door Mats (Mat4yo & A...

Here’s the strategy - eat up a piano beat

show them we the cats that beat these raps elite fantastically

charged assault and battery on rad-ish beets and cabbage leaves,

its actually a fact that Ash and Mat are far from baggage free

 

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came from tragedy, down about two thousand leagues

me and captain nemo practiced drowning beats around the seas

breached surface and the mic was where i had to be

so naturally, mat and me, collabed and now we attacking beats

 

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Don’t try to battle me unless you have a cavalry

lead by samus aran captain mctavish and master chief

we’d withstand the siege no matter the power your blasters be

our vocab bring the heat that makes cortana issue mass retreat

 

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What a sad defeat, but you couldn’t win

we the deadly duo that defeated mugen and jin

we live in all of the shadows and we move with the wind

were like Batman and Robin with a musical spin

 

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couldn’t say it better, got me saying kudos to him

if you’re dissing you must be sipping on fruit juice and gin

mixed with roofied ingredients we’re the dudes at the peak of this

we’re so cool we equalin' species with Zeus and Prometheus

 

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We’ve reached frequencies unequaled by you feeble kids

we run the streets the way deniro and pacino did

beat you with a meat cleaver leave you kids with bleeding dicks

mc’s feeling that its easiest to plead the fifth

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see that it’s the heat to warm the edge of your seat

and its better when we

create these

creten meanings

for the things we’re speaking, if you think the bush is near the beat

it can’t be, ‘cause that means we beat around it but we crush it

indiscreetly

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we completely beat these fiends competing weakly

lyrical athletes we never cease to eat our wheaties

mistreating all you wannabe g eazy’s rocking beanies

we be lyrically deeper than the bleached remains of Pitre

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yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (to the max)

taking over like when pinky and the brain attack

skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap

we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs

 

we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack

spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks

ask anyone who’s ever felt the hellish wrath

you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat

 

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i’m a man but at heart I’m the kid of the hour

making all the music that you sing in the shower

bringing the power, spitting written hits by the hour

growling, plowing through town ’cause now i live to devour

fricken kids who wow at me louder since i killed bowser ow! I

disembowled his trousers wit fire flower power

yes, and now I’m crowned, chowing down on peach chowder

and found at a round table in the highest castle tower

ow!

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lyrics danker than a pot venders top seller

you white dwarves are not stellar I’m a lot better

steamier than a cellar full of hot peppers

my bars hit with the kinetic force of brock lesner

that leave you’re skin raw and exposed and your mind tender

then cut you like the propeller blades in a large blender

i have a mind more devilish than that robot bender's

i have a vocab that your feeble minds cannot render

 

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All are you are cheesier than cracker snack filling

coming up short like your bracydactyly

its elvis costello and burt bacharach killing

it on levels of ”the prize in a cracker jack thrilling”

we

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stay on the grind like a 50 50

got people saying wow these kids are pretty nifty

n whenever the bass a cymbals hit me

 

BOTH:

it resonates with every single living cell within me

 

CHORUS

yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (those are the facts!)

taking over like when pinky and the brain attack

skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap

we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs

 

we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack

spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks

embellished in facts entails a devilish wrath and that’s:

"you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat"