Jose Bandito

*Hook*

White girls call me Daddy, Black girls call me Suga, Chicana's call me Panty Bandito

I'm headed to the border to go pick up an order of 25 freshly packed kilos

I don't expect the fuzz but even if there was they ain't putting me up in no chains

you can try to flip my crew, but good luck to you them motherfuckers don't know my name.

 

verse 1

catch me riding dirty from Tijuana to Diego

white powder line the walls of my 80s Winnebago

vacation was the cover but we know that ain't the case though

two steps ahead of feds can't keep up with my peso

stash houses equal 5 place then rotate 4

always keep it moving you'll get caught quick when you stay slow

little homies watch my spots got blocks on my payroll

neighborhoods they love me cuz I keep food up on their table

keep the lights on pay their rent and give them cable

got to keep them grateful to remain faithful

they've never seen my face so I remain just like a fable

only know made by the name of El Jefe say so

you know what the business is imma a runner

expanding the Enterprise out to guns with Summer

I ain't crossing no cartels cuz there wouldn't be nothing dumber

but they recognize the Gringo as a young up and comer

 

chours

White girls call me Daddy, Black girls call me Suga, Chicana's call me Panty Bandito

I'm headed to the border to go pick up an order of 25 freshly packed kilos

I don't expect the fuzz but even if there was they ain't putting me up in no chains

you can try to flip my crew, but good luck to you the mother fucker won't say my name

 

verse 2

the coke be moving so quick it ain't nothing but a blur like Speedy Gonzales

Kartel like me so well they gave me a belt buckle that says Morales

got a construction crew in the Yucatan that's building your boy a Palace

sipping a Margarita ice cold out of a gold-plated chalice

go ahead and build a wall I'll just take a tunnel the whole way to Dallas

it's a reason to increase my prices and get my books a better balance

hey Trump you dumb f*** I'm an issue you a challenge

why don't you get your Builders building some s*** and I'll hire more accountants

but this ain't going to be about a race I'm going to wait for you to finish

and watch my bank account at the amount where it can't fit any more digits

put my solodallas up against your mental midgets

this right here is going to take way more than a Twitter war to finish

it's just business that's why I don't understand how you don't get this

the war on drugs is endless it's not going to be won with taller fences

come to your senses the CIA is the biggest drug dealer in existence

and if you don't believe that s*** well then you're gayer than Mike Pence' is

 

chours

White girls call me Daddy, Black girls call me Suga, Chicana's call me Panty Bandito

I'm headed to the border to go pick up an order of 25 freshly packed kilos

I don't expect the fuzz but even if there was they ain't putting me up in no chains

you can try to flip my crew, but good luck to you the motherfuckers are afraid of my name