My Life Story
• Written by Zander
Zander's Notes
https://soundcloud.com/erboi/my-life-story-kyenzas-contest-entry
The first thing i saw was inside a vagina
stuck right between the great walls of china
I came out, then I screamed out WAAAAH
Doctor said, "You just gave birth to godzilla"
They took me home, set me down in the crib
Looking like an ugly ass little Baby Back Rib
Never thought that i'd get here from the start
From a baby to the brains, with a really big heart
When I turned into a kid, I wasn't very smart
Every single joke I made, was related to a fart
But I grew up since then, no really I did
I wouldn't be here if I made up this shit
I love all my friends, they mean the world to me
Even if it's a fucked up community
I judge them by their personality
Who cares if they sometimes act immaturely
Now when I got a bit older, my dad was a bit insane
Very depressed indeed, something was up with his brain
He was worried for us, that he'd hurt us
Cared only for us, he loved all of us
So he took all his meds and overdosed for us
Because he didn't wanna have to kill us
I know it's sad but true, It didn't come as a surprise
He did it to protect, not out of wanting to say goodbye
I loved the man, he did what he could
Thanks to him, I see the world as i should
Not only that, but i'm his epic creation
And he gave me all of my important inspiration
He taught me how to edit, and how to record
Learning, Filming and how not to get bored
All of these things i'll never regret
The first show he showed, was Beavis and Butthead
So please.. to the lonely little brats
Never ever make fun of my dad
I dedicated this part just for him
Now back to the less important stupid ass shit
After all of that, I couldn't speak
So I was taken to some Speech Therapy
It helped me gain confidence
got me off the ground
Then at age 9, I was given the crown
People liked me, holy fuck
this ginger felt important out of luck
then at age 14 I wanted more of this
I made the channel, WoodenHornets
Met ERBP, they were so nice to me
Never thought this would happen to me
Met Justin, Nathan, and Hunter too
Had a blast being in the crew
one year later, look what's become
So many people here, and we support everyone
Sure there may be drama, here or there
come to think of it, there's drama everywhere
So yeah Kyenza, I made this for you
Hope you enjoy this contest entry for you
It inspired me to make more original stuff
So to you, thank you, and good luck
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About the Artist
Zander
Member since October 11 2014