Thomas the Dank Engine
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I don't do gangsta rap, my life ain't fickle
I'm not black nigga, I'm white as a barnacle
Now open your mouth and take this Popsicle
Deep throat it and give the balls a tickle
Now let's try again
You won't win this time
One more line and I'ma bust this rhyme
TT Thomas Tank rap genie
Fuck with me and you'll be pasta like linguine
Not on the tracks cause I'm off the rails
Only time I see you is on a list of fails
Try again, harder to take this dick farther
Yeah I ain't black but at least I know my father
Every bar I bust is like I bust a nut,
It's all just, "Woah, hey!" and, "What the fuck?"
What, I can't rob a bank for a couple bucks?
What I can't throw bombs into a bunch of trucks?
[TT breaks it down]
I'll fuck all your asses, each and every one
No homo though, this is just for fun
"Woah Maxim," you say, "that's gay as hell,"
"But you said 'no homo' so you might as well"
Do you all
see what I mean?
You say you all gangsters but you just act mean
Hold up a minute let me spice it up
Let me get my bombs and guns and blow shit up
Hospital's gone you can all come to me
Doctor MC Double Ds for the remedy
PHD in adding, STD contracting
Swag science, what we see here is a meme reacting
This ain't a diss cause I'm done with that shit
Judgement's nothing but crap so I shat it down the toilet
I'm scrawny as fuck all you faggots done got ripped
Now you mad at me cause my dick is spike-tipped?
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Member since October 16 2014