Rap Guru

Ah yeah lads this is the rap guru baby,

And i'm gonna rap cuz I’m sick of the trash people listen to daily

And I may become the next rapper of the century well maybe

Well I'm just gonna do what I want cuz i'm bloody feeling crazy

 

Gotta give her da good i'm liking da wood and now it's over lady

I'm never gonna get myself a chick now they all think I talk gayly

And I try to be the charmer but I always fail vainly

Even a toddler disses me and stops me from thinking sanely

They say all it takes is practice but really that's just bullshit maybe.

 

I'm always rockin', never stoppin', devastatin' rappin' matey

I'm the rapper of the generation better than my mate slim shady

They say I look pretty fit and hench and not even a bit weighty

So why do they bloody hate me so much, is it cuz i'm so brainy?

 

(Hook)

Cause I'm the rap guru, swag guru; guru of all in this world

I'mma about to bloody mess you up or just don't say another word

A bird started to emerge and flirt made me like a horse spurred,

It's like i'm an alien who alienates by the herd, so as far as being heard.

 

That'd when I resolved to improve my ways

Sometimes I thought a'bout better days

That I felt when I dealt with the physiological phase

As soon it was over, I felt like I'd escaped from a maze.

 

Leaving god ashamed, I take blame for my corrupt ways

A place where no one knows your face, hoping for better days

I indulge in an all time craze hoping for all to obey

After I went through all of this, I felt I was going a-stray.

 

I realised that what I was was what I should indeed be

Here I'm bloody nothing but a backward bone-mugging urban bee

I'll guide you, you confide in me, don't take a side or be free

With MP3s more dated and faded than the Boys and Heavy d

 

Paralyzed to the feeling, all the hate i see

What the hell, I don't care, go jump in the sea

Leave me alone you bloody shit cause if you tangle with me

Its just a matter of time, guess we'll wait and see

Say I went and never came back, what would the story be?

 

(Hook)

Cause I'm the rap guru, swag guru; guru of all in this world

I'mma about to bloody mess you up or just don't say another word

A bird started to emerge and flirt made me like a horse spurred,

It's like i'm an alien who alienates by the herd, so as far as being heard.

 

This is your bloody last chance so just listen to me and consider this

Cause your already a bloody bitch whiter than the drugs you sniff

I'm bigger stronger faster smarter and not to be messed around with

Yo. I don't know anything more to say so i'll end this shit