Party Bus

C'mon now im about to show you how to party with a shorty

I won't kiss you and pretend to be your man but I'll shake your hand

Your all up on me but you dont even know the name of my band

Bake you into a bigger vegetable than a plant pull down those pants and implant

My hand but I still can't be claimed by a dame like you your just a part of my game

I gotta maintain my fame but we can still fuck in the back of the bus and bust make you cuss

Your screaming im a genius and telling me to bring back that penis cause it's the cleanest around

When it hits the ground mounds of dirt flies through the air but I don't care

I'll still rape you with this carrot and grab a handful of hare

Dont fight ladies cause y'all can share dont be scared just let me in there

And after I finish diminishing you I replenish my health

And we go back to the party im popping a whole bottle of Benadryl pills

Enough to kill the hair off Dr Phil's head oh yeah I forgot to cannot

Theres none there anyway I grab a bottle of jack and crack the top off my nut sack

Drink it all in one drink my face is pink throwing up in the sink

It's never really a party unless im there guzzling beer while sitting in a chair

Till I fall off im white as chalk I can't walk and I'm mumbling when I talk

I set up a few blunts on my thigh and get high

And for fun we send a death threats to Brett Eldridge your music sucks

Country can fuck off especially when you try to combine it with rap

So dont even try it ever again or ill show you what I'm all about

I lay down cause I can feel im about to pass out

I wake up with four whores one strangled by an extension cord

And another one has a sword shoved in her head

I think their dead so I leave a gas trail and shoot it with lead