Insane Alphabet Cypher

Always classy never trashy

But whenever we fuck, I always get this funny rash, see...

Could it be an STD? I don't know or care, I'd rather just watch TV.

Don't act like I'm crazy bitch, you made me!

Everytime I look at you, I wanna have your babies.

Fortunately, I tested negative for rabies, so if we wanted we could make love pretty safely.

Good god, so yesterday I met this dude named Todd, I ain't listen to a word he said though, I'd just nod.

He didn't know when the hell to shut up

If he hadn't left when he did why, I think he might of got cut up!

Just joking, really don't quote me on that. quite frankly I'd of preferred to spill his blood with my gat.

Karma's a bitch if you are one yourself, considering that, I'm surprised your ass is still in good health!

Listen, I promise we don't got no beef

My fist simply wants to have a little chat with your teeth!

No I'm not a violent person usually, actually I take that back honest and truthfully.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

Please don't tell me yours, or I might have to get my gun.

Questionable whether I'm sane enough to stand, considering I just murdered like 6 dudes with only my left hand.

Rational thinker nonetheless, but I can get a bit crazy sometimes- I confess.

Shifty and low down, here I am quoting Eminem, soundin' just like a clown.

Trippy visions still hit me from all the drugs, nausea hits and suddenly I'm pukin on all of ya favorite rugs.

Underestimated by most, til I die and come back like Casper the Ghost.

Viciously spitting rhymes and awaiting ambitiously for some bitch named Tiffany to wipe the vomit off her sleeve.

Why do I do the shit I do? To answer your question, I honestly haven't got a clue.

Xanax makes me feel all better, when she throws shots at me then, hell I just go ahead and let her.

Young and reckless, for a while that's how I'll be, and I'm almost done here, the last letter I need is Z.

Zoinks! 26 Bars, with rhymes like these, maybe next year I'll own at least three cars!