Today Was a Simple Day

(verse 1)

 

Today was a simple day.

it's a rare occasion since my life ain't that great

i grab the carpet of sins so i begin to pray

"god please let me look down the sheet and see A's"

it's saturday tomorrow is probably monday

time moving fast yeah what can i say?

so let me cut the bullshit and get to my day

how simple can it be? well see..

l payed Sadam a visit, told him each one of his boys is dead

i slapped Romy in the head and made her cry and said

"this for every time you started actin like a hoe"

now every slap comin to you

is the counting pattern for you

slapped her 50 times and called sadam to come and bomb that

hoe

 

now picture this for a second.

picture ridd being the brain and he's insane

my brains gone and it won't start thinking

what was it again? i'm shrinking

fuck squids i'm making a shrimp ink

that's ur fucking dick when it's jizzing

listening to my shit and call it trash

well fuck yo opinion ion worry bout dat

a bhad bich wanna throw hands outside

she sees me approaching & start to hide

i'm looking for her and caught her glimpse to my side

used my magic trick and caught her

that's what happens when you tell me to to cash you outside

 

(hook)

 

get me in the alley and i'll cause some trouble

picture me being robbed before i fuckin chuckle

this project i'm dissin niggas from everyway

but today, well today was a simple day

 

get me in the alley and i'll cause some trouble

picture me being robbed before i fuckin chuckle

this project i'm dissin niggas from everyway

but today, well today was a simple day

 

(verse 2)

 

noon has ended and the sun has disappeared

the moon is full and the devil has appeared

i'm in my mansion and you fuckers live in dirt

i'm a big bad wolf and you're all fucking sheeps

one blow on the mic and your bitches start to cheer

on my mansion i walk along the halls

surround by multiple pictures on the wall

each follow one another to create a scenario

first one i'm creating a league

second is me designing a piece

third one i'm stuck between an emo

fourth picture is of hallat sitting on a dildo

don't ask me how that one ended up in my shinko

skip forward to the last poster

that's not even me that's not ridd

whatever happened to the real ridd, he's probably dead

in the end of the hall a laptop spawns

i try to wrap my mind around it

but my brain tentacles could cause a power outage

the webcam turns on it feels like a mirror

the screen grows lips and it whispers "come nearer"

 

(hook)

 

ended up in the alley causing trouble

got robbed in tank point and i started to chuckle

bullets missed me from everyway

well, well that's what i call a simple day.

 

ended up in the alley causing trouble

got robbed in tank point and i started to chuckle

bullets missed me from everyway

well, well that's what i call a simple day.