Made my Bed, Laid in It
• Written by TheCause
From the back to the front
I work for what I want
I'm king kong in the city
a loser looking pretty
I'm drenched in alcohol
not the kind to cure cuts
but the kind we pretends awful
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
like the horse in the Godfather
in my time would I bother
all the blood on my clothes
just to make a point
dont you dare fuck with me
or I'll rip off ur joint
something I wouldn't do either
cuz that's nasty man
not worth a fiver
from my brother
from another mother
cuz inside I'm every color
ask abbey my Nigerian brother
africanized bees
flying everywhere with eeze
the ice caps are melting
the whole world is a pot
let's just eat some foundue
and smoke a lot
I'm not into drum circles
what do hippies to do
they cant perform miracles
I love that cart, man! do u?
hate Scott tenorman
u know what I'm sayin
I'm not one to make a pop cultural reference
but in hip hop that's expected
in rap its considered impressive
just dont get too obsessive
can u dig it?
can u feel it?
wheres black dynamite
blowing up a jive turkey right?
Thanksgiving round the corner
genocide at my border
racial tension comes from fear
of the unknown I hear
what dont I know
a lot I guess
but what do u know
in my eyes a lot less
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
like the people nowadays
dont appreciate the better way
knowledge is to be had
but it's too much a fad
when it should be a requirement
it's more about acknowledgement
everyone now wants an apology
when all I want is ur eyes
sometimes u gotta say fuck the policy
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
cuz I had a beauty laying next to me
but when shes gone can I sleep
thats the question that's posed to me
I'll give an answer to all the creeps
no motherfucker
I worship the trucker
that's a hard a job man
I wouldn't wanna be that sucker
driving all the way cross country
I did that once
took 3 days and I was always hungry
one of my problems in life
I love to eat
more than I love this beat
more than I love to achieve
but I got to fight the power of impulsiveness
trumps nickname is a corporate mess
or piece of shit
or worst president
worse then the one that got impeached
but enough about dick
more about pussy
I held my breath
then dove in
the current was strong
and I was body surfin
but a wave came from nowhere
and smacked me in the face
I struggled to find air
but instead I lost my place
I'm not talking pussy
I'm talking ocean
I love both thangs
and they're kinda the same
both are beautiful
but both are dangerous
both are unsolvable
and both are famous
u cant find them on Uranus
they've been wronged by Jameis
he cant hit the ocean with that throwing motion
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
but then I cant sleep
I think about all the deets
what's my life been about?
can u still contract gout
is a dolphins hole a spout
is anyone named foust
does anyone still joust
get me a kangaroo pouch
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
and man its uncomfortable
its fucking unwinnable
to get a good night's sleep
that's what I call unbelievable
u impressed
by this mess
infatuated by watercress
understanding I'm the best
it must be hard to do
hard to
u passed the test
fashion hates the vest
still the best
hear the rest
to understand myself
I must dissect my goal
inspect my role
in society
as a whole
christ died for me
but he didnt save my soul
I love pirating
but instead of a ship
my vessel is my couch
I tend to be a slouch
not cuz I dont have the manners
not cuz I dont wanna seek banners
not cuz I'm going nanners
like a monkey in a pit
or Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys
the worlds gonna end
but not around me
everything has a price
the sandwich u drop on the floor
the affair with the girl next door
it's all gonna make u poor
I'm the prez
make a rez
cuz I says
take a pez
relax a sec
fuck the feds
it's all biz
made my bed
laid in it
there will be a day I wont wake
there will be an earthquake
to announce my departure
from this here impartial
world that we live in
that was never forgivin
never about livin
more about dyin
when it should be opposite
being alive should be more important
what we leave behind has been deemed the answer
when how we feel in life should be all that matters
now listen
I'm not here to christen
im not here to tell u who u are
or try to tell u the par
on how to live ur life
who to make ur wife
but this comes from some experience
people in ur life will be a hindrance
so choose the right ones to make an imprint
stamp out the ones that can RIP it
apart from the parties the drugs and the fun
u make the bed u lay on
so make a good bed
a bed that in the end youd wanna die in
a bed in the end u can afford to commit sins
a bed that u definitely got from the lost and found bin
cuz that's the path of every human
one day ur lost the next day ur found
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TheCause
Member since September 30 2016