I can't hear you, baby

What?

I can't hear you baby

Gonna have to wait until I'm finished---

 

Bitches always asking me to stop midway

Britches stretching they got something important to say

Tearing they pussy like they a virgin again

Wearing they tushy like a fucking pin cushion

 

My dick just flops out when I piss

Free willy every morning this

Zipper removed so I can wear these jeans

Like I'm the fat lady who sings

The muscles in my gut be stressed

Today's the day they big math test

I wore my gym shorts to the lake

Kodak pictures I saw them take

Soccer mom was actin a bitch

If I stand up too fast I'm gone need another stitch

It's hard to find jeans made for this pickle

When I sleep at night I feel a little tickle

That's my dick, just slipping through the sheets

Just fuck to the death the counted sheep

Rollin over at night careful not to sprain it

This shit could be rifle if I could just learn how to aim it

I was riding my bike and it got caught in the chain

and my ball hair was ripped from my ball sac again

30 stitches later, I can almost walk right

I still can perform when that pussy come tight

I can't even stand up, but cowgirl sounds tight

So come over baby and fuck me tonight

I got lube and Netflix strawberries and cream

My house be slippery like fresh from wet dream