Fat Guy Freestyle Battle
• Written by Bennytrip
Bennytrip's Notes
I have nothing against overweight people, just thought this was kinda funny.
Mr. Piggy, ya fat monster, I think you've fallen in the wrong trap
A Biggie imposter bout to turn you into bacon to eat with some flap jacks
Around you ill run laps and swim trough your belly flaps
I'm at the tip top of rap here to knock you off the hip hop map
I bet you try and lose round one just to go home to eat a Cinnabon
Haha snap, you like that one?
Just give me a carrot gun
So I can see your fat ass tryna run
It's fun, funny to see
Your arteries clog right in front of me simply from just the air you breathe
You reachin under a million calories is such a rarity,
givin fat Albert eatin lessons like some kinda snl parody,
I'm raisin hell like you when chasin a chocolate parakeet
