Bill Murray

"See, chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear

And when I do it's usually something unusual"

 

Yeah I've come to earn my stripes I've got the meatballs

To win it all and give the theater hall all

That it can handle. Saddle up! We're putting an end to Scroog-ed blues

We're chilling in our hippy sandals and despite the sand in shoes

We own the show blowing up opponents on the whole

Showing them no mercy like they're gopher holes

Yes I'm goofy maybe little like I'm mickey mouse

But I'm happy, mentality is healthy I'm headed for Bill Murray's house.

 

I'm achieving total consciousness

Sailing home on Steve Zissou's ship.

There may be troubles hiding on the horizon

Maybe Groundhog's got us reviving

everyday but if another ghost tries to stay

We'll bust that spirit like it's Suntor-ay

Time enough to relax we don't hatch

Plans with catches. We live a life that's laugh

A-lot than love more than a little

Cause life is large and we have no time

To whittle our whispers to cynical lines

Hurry, unwind like Bill Murray

He's living life right giving a light

On the silver screen. Give me a second while I bust a seam.

 

Rush more quickly to the punchline I deliver with my own spin

Look a little stoner listening to music guess you could call em space jam

If you don't know the legend these limericks gonna be lost in translation

I'm royal like the Tenenbaums better run me to the station without hesitation

Dali Lama gave me protection. The man who knew too little but still bring masterful detection

Shushing Gozer the Gozerian I could be a qualified librarian don't listen to contrarians

Here a Cinderella story young gun bucking up with hunger

Dali Lama told me "Gunga gunga gulunga."

Even GZA and the RZA respect the Murray name

We all be learning from that haha hero who came

From Second City and now we sitting pretty

Despite the fact the ghosts done slimed me

 

I'm like Peter Venkman

you aint you stank man

I'm artistic optimistic and coming clever as any comic

Who could be cryptically grinning from every optic on every topic

Only got one option to be in history like Brutus

I'm here to bring the RAZZLE DAZZLE. Hey! Egon here's your mucus.

Terribly irreverent, quick witted, sagacious and resourceful

Delightful and delicious the most enjoyable of morsels

My brain's an unlicensed nuclear accelerator ready to do more damage

Always come across as charming, lovely, but never heavy handed

Wait hold on I've always wanted to do this, "And the flowers are still standin!"

Hopping on and off with humor faster than a rabbit

Lovable and esoteric quite and convincing maybe call me St. Vincent

I'm coming over quite, with a dollop of calm I'm brilliant

And if you misread my living in the present as being stoner or a loafer?

In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre "Au revoir gopher"

 

"Alright, I gotta hang up now, because I gotta go kill everybody."