MI5:

Friendship is over, now things are complex

From doing homework, to having oral sex

Now she wants my phone after I get a text

I’m super confused; it feels like I’m a suspect

It’s crazy, other girls I have to reject

We used to be friends, now she’s laying on my deck

At my house, the deck where the door intersects

She’s always fucking here, she never ejects

She’s clinging to me, and she’s breaking her neck

When a girl walks by and I notice her chest

I'm a man, so what the fuck do you expect?

I can’t ignore my package, this isn't FedEx

She’s giving evil stares, and I am perplexed

I got into this without thinking ‘bout the effects

This girl’s France, she wants me to be Quebec

She’s so insane, makes me wanna get with my ex

I can’t fucking trust these women

They always change after the first date

Once we’re together, I’m on the mission

To escape before it’s too late

I wanna leave, but sex blurs my decision

I can’t let them lure me back into a relationship that’s like a prison

I need to break it off; yeah I’m on a mission

So there was only one that was my friend before

The rest were randoms that I had to score

I look in horror, up on the scoreboard

I’m losing one to four; from this girl I feel I’m bored

Insane; deranged she is, that’s for sure

She’s passive aggressive, her anger’s obscure

Won’t tell me what’s wrong, her voice is a blur

She’s asking me questions, she’s insecure

All I know is she’s a bitch, I know that for sure

She’s always high on her ego, her thoughts are slurred

She’s infected with ‘slut’, and I can’t find a cure

She is evil as fuck, infectiously far from pure

She wants this or that, and she is unsure

She is crazy as fuck, so proud of all her allure

She is deaf, so three times I say ‘that you’re’

Stupid as fuck, you were created for leisure

I can’t fucking trust these women

They always change after the first date

Once we’re together, I’m on the mission

To escape before it’s too late

I wanna leave, but sex blurs my decision

I can’t let them lure me back into a relationship that’s like a prison

I need to break it off; yeah I’m on a mission

You see, it’s kind of hard to escape

Her ass is as fat as an apple crepe

Plus she has that sexy curved shape

Like thick in the chest, she ejects a perfect frame

But I got her used, like a VHS tape

She was rewound so much, about as firm as a cake

She’s so much of a bitch that no one wants her for rape

Her words are absurd, so fuck her; she’s got her heart in a crate

She’s lost all of her beauty, with a nose like a grape

And she’s got so much hair, bitch looks like an ape

She’s bullshit in and out, this bitch is fucking fake

Her mouth has been open so much, that shit is gaped

Every month, every year, this bitch snitches every day

Rats on her friends and tools and fools the faint

She is as dead as a ghost, but most she’s always awake

And I see heartless zombie when her heart is X-rayed

I can’t fucking trust these women

They always change after the first date

Once we’re together, I’m on the mission

To escape before it’s too late

I wanna leave, but sex blurs my decision

I can’t let them lure me back into a relationship that’s like a prison

I need to break it off; yeah I’m on a mission