EMINEM BERZERK AND BAD GUY

BERZERK

VERSE 1

NOW THIS SHITS ABOUT TO KICK-OFF, THIS PARTY LOOKS WACK

LET’S TAKE IT BACK TO STRAIGHT HIP-HOP AND START IT FROM SCRATCH

9 I’M ‘BOUT TO BLOODY THIS TRACK UP, EVERYBODY GET BACK

THAT’S WHY MY PEN NEEDS A PAD ‘CAUSE MY RHYMES ON THE RA-AG

1 JUST LIKE I DID WITH ADDICTION I’M ‘BOUT TO KICK IT

LIKE A MAGICIAN CRITICS I TURN TO CRICKETS

GOT ‘EM STILL ON THE FENCE WHETHER TO PICKET

BUT QUICK TO GET IMPALED, WHEN I TELL ‘EM STICK IT

3 SO SICK I’M LOOKIN’ PALE, WAIT THAT’S MY PIG-MENT

1 BOUT TO GO HAM! YA BITCH, SHOUT OUT TO KENDRICK

2 LET’S BRING IT BACK TO THAT VINTAGE SLIM, BITCH!

THE ART OF MC’IN MIXED WITH DA VINCI & MC REN AND I DON’T MEAN STIMPY’S FRIEND BITCH

BEEN PUBLIC ENEMY SINCE YOU THOUGHT PE WAS GYM, BITCH!

 

2 CHORUS 1

KICK YOUR SHOES OFF, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

GROW YOUR BEARD OUT, JUST WEIRD OUT

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

7 WE’RE GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE KNOCK IT DOWN SO TURN THE VOLUME LOUD

CAUSE IT’S MAYHEM ‘TIL THE AM

SO BABY MAKE JUST LIKE K-FED AND LET YOURSELF GO, LET YOURSELF GO-OH-OH

1 SAY FUCK IT, BEFORE WE KICK THE BUCKET, LIFE’S TO SHORT TO NOT GO FOR BROKE

SO EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY) GO BERSERK!

 

4 VERSE 2

GUESS IT’S JUST THE WAY THAT I’M DRESSED, AIN’T IT

KHAKI’S PRESSED, NIKE SHOES CRISPY AND FRESH LACED, SO I GUESS IT AIN’T

THAT AFTERSHAVE OR COLOGNE THAT MADE ‘EM JUST FAINT

PLUS I SHOWED UP WITH A COAT FRESHER THAN WET PAINT

2 SO IF LOVE IS A CHESS GAME, CHECK MATE

BUT GIRL YOUR BODY’S BANGIN’ JUMP ME IN DANG, BANG-BANG

YES SIREE, ‘BOB’ I WAS THINKIN’ THE SAME THANG

SO COME GET ON THIS KID’S ROCK, BAW WITH DA BAW, DANG-DANG

POW-P-P-P-POW, CHICA POW CHICA WOW WOW

GOT YOUR GAL BLOWIN’ UP A V-VAL-V-V-VAL-VALVE

2 AIN’T SLOWIN’ IT DOWN, THROW IN THE TOWEL T-T-TOWEL-TOWEL

DUMB IT DOWN, I DON’T KNOW HOW, HUH-HUH HOW HOW

LEAST I KNOW THAT I DON’T KNOW, QUESTION IS ARE YOU BOZOS

SMART ENOUGH TO FEEL STUPID, HOPE SO

NOW HOE

 

4 CHORUS 2

KICK YOUR SHOES OFF, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

GROW YOUR BEARD OUT, JUST WEIRD OUT

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

5 WE’RE GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE KNOCK IT DOWN SO TURN THE VOLUME LOUD

CAUSE IT’S MAYHEM ‘TIL THE AM

SO CRANK THE BASS UP LIKE CRAZY, AND LET YOURSELF GO, LET YOURSELF GO-OH-OH

1 SAY FUCK IT, BEFORE WE KICK THE BUCKET, LIFE’S TO SHORT TO NOT GO FOR BROKE

SO EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY) GO BERSERK!

 

1 VERSE 3

AND THEY SAY THAT LOVE IS POWERFUL AS COUGH SYRUP IN STYROFOAM

ALL I KNOW IS I FELL ASLEEP, AND WOKE UP IN THAT MONTE CARLO

WITH THE UGLY KARDASHIAN, LAMAR OH

SORRY, YO WE DONE BOTH SET THE BAR LOW

3 FAR AS HARD DRUGS ARE THOUGH

THAT’S THE PAST, BUT I DONE DID ENOUGH CODEINE TO KNOCK FUTURE INTO TOMORROW

1 AND GIRL I AIN’T GOT NO MONEY TO BORROW

BUT I AM TRYIN’ TO FIND A WAY TO GET YOU A-LOAN (CAR NOTE)

OH, MARSHALL

MATHERS SHIT HEAD WITH A POTTY MOUTH, GET THE BAR OF SOAP

LATHERED, KANGOLS AND CAR-HEART-LESS CARGOS

GIRL YOU’RE FIXIN’ TO GET YOUR HEART BROKE

1 DON’T BE ABSURD MA’AM, YOU BIRDBRAIN BABY, I AIN’T CALLED ANYBODY BABY SINCE BIRDMAN

UNLESS YOU’RE A SWALLOW

WORD, RICK? WORD MAN, YOU HEARD, BUT DON’T GET DISCOURAGED GIRL THIS IS YOUR JAM

UNLESS YOU GOT TOE JAM

 

2 CHORUS 3

KICK YOUR SHOES OFF, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

GROW YOUR BEARD OUT, JUST WEIRD OUT

AND GO BERSERK! ALL NIGHT LONG

1 WE’RE GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE KNOCK IT DOWN SO TURN THE VOLUME LOUD

CAUSE IT’S MAYHEM ‘TIL THE AM

SO BABY MAKE JUST LIKE K-FED AND LET YOURSELF GO, LET YOURSELF GO-OH-OH

SAY FUCK IT, BEFORE WE KICK THE BUCKET, LIFE’S TO SHORT TO NOT GO FOR BROKE

SO EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY) GO BERSERK!

2 WE’RE GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE KNOCK IT DOWN SO TURN THE VOLUME LOUD

CAUSE IT’S MAYHEM ‘TIL THE AM

SO CRANK THE BASS UP LIKE CRAZY, AND LET YOURSELF GO, LET YOURSELF GO-OH-OH

1 SAY FUCK IT, BEFORE WE KICK THE BUCKET, LIFE’S TO SHORT TO NOT GO FOR BROKE

SO EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY) GO BERSERK!

 

AD GUY

VERSE 1

IT’S LIKE I’M IN THIS DIRT DIGGIN’ UP OLD HURT

TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET MY MIND OFF YOU, IT WON’T WORK

89 ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SONG ON THE RADIO YER

RIGHT BACK ON IT, REMINDIN’ ME ALL OVER AGAIN HOW YOU FUCKIN’ JUST BRUSHED ME OFF AND LEFT ME SO BURNT

27 SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYIN’ TO SOUL SEARCH

MAYBE I NEEDED TO GROW UP A LITTLE FIRST, WELL LOOKS LIKE I HIT A GROWTH SPURT

BUT I’M COMIN’ FOR CLOSURE

22 DON'T SUPPOSE AN EXPLANATION I'M OWED FOR

THE WAY THAT YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME JUST WHEN I MAY HAVE NEEDED YOU MOST, OH, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

YOU COULD JUST CLOSE THE

CHAPTER AND GO ABOUT YOUR LIFE LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN'

YOU RUINED MINE, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE DOIN' FINE, WELL I'VE NEVER RECOVERED

24 BUT TONIGHT 'BETCHA THAT WHATCH YER

'BOUT TO GO THROUGH'S TOUGHER THAN ANYTHING I EVER HAVE SUFFERED

CAN'T THINK OF A, BETTER WAY TO DEFINE POETIC JUSTICE

9 CAN I HOLD GRUDGES? MIND SAYIN' "LET IT GO FUCK THIS"

HEARTS SAYIN' "I WILL ONCE I BURY THIS BITCH ALIVE HIDE THE SHOVEL AND THEN DRIVE OFF IN THE SUNSET"

AND…

 

10 CHORUS

I FLEE THE SCENE, LIKE IT WAS MY LAST RIDE

YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH, OH, YOU HAD ME PEGGED THE FIRST TIME

9 YOU CAN SEE THE TRUTH, BUT IT'S EASIER TO JUSTIFY

WHAT'S BAD IS GOOD AND I HATE TO BE THE BAD GUY

I JUST HATE TO BE THE BAD GUY

FOLLOW ME I RUN, I RUN, FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME, I JUST HATE TO BE THE BAD GUY

 

10 VERSE 2

AND TO THINK I USED TO THINK YOU WAS THE SHIT, BITCH

TO THINK IT WAS YOU AT ONE TIME I WORSHIPED? SHIT

THINK YOU CAN HURT PEOPLE AND JUST KEEP GETTING' AWAY WITH IT?

10 NOT THIS TIME YOU, BETTER GO AND GET THE SEWING KIT, BITCH

FINISH THIS STITCH, SO YOU CAN REAP WHAT YOU SEW, KNIT WIT

THOUGHT SOME TIME WOULD PASS AND I'D FORGET IT? FORGIT IT

5 YOU LEFT OUR FAMILY IN SHAMBLES, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST GET OVER HIM? PRETEND HE NEVER EXISTED?

MAY BE GONE, BUT HE'S NOT FORGOTTEN AND DON'T THINK CAUSE HE'S BEEN OUT THE PICTURE

4 SO LONG THAT I'VE STOPPED THE PLOTTIN' AND STILL AIN'T COMIN' TO GIT 'CHA

YOU'RE WRONG AND THAT SHIT WAS ROTTEN AND THE WAY YOU PLAYED HIM'S SAME SHIT YOU DID TA

ME, COLD, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA THE

SHIT THAT I'VE GONE THROUGH? FEELINGS I HARBOR, ALL THIS PENT-UP RESENTMENT I HOLD ON TO, NOT ONCE YOU CALL TO ASK ME HOW I'M DOING

2 LETTERS YOU DON'T RESPOND TO 'EM, FUCK IT, I'M COMIN' TO SEE YOU AND GEE, WHO BETTER TO TALK TO THEN YOU? THE CAUSE OF MY PROBLEMS

MY LIFE IS GARBAGE AND I'M BOUT TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU

POOF, THEN I'M GONE, VOOSH

AND…

 

7 CHORUS