Douchebag Dedication

Day after day it was the same old shit

You're like a week old diaper, I couldn't stand the stench

I don't know why it took me so long to throw out the trash

Don't know why it took me so long to leave your ass

From the very beginning I was better than you

Try to contradict that shit cause you know that it's true

But you've done fried your brain on too many drugs

So thinking bout shit is just too onerous

You talked great game and I fell for it

Then I opened my eyes realized your actions were shit

Can't believe my dumb ass fucked a hypocrite

But now I'm determined won't repeat this shit

I listened to Cherub they were preaching it

Yeah the song that you showed me the one that I sing

So give me back my house key so I can sleep again

Then I'll persevere but you I condemn

You're a terrible dad yet think you're the best

But I never once saw you wipe your own kids ass

There's only one thing that is ever on your mind

Is getting fucked up and doing drugs all the time

Now don't get me wrong yeah I love to party

Getting drunk on the weekends and acting foolhardy

Nevertheless I don't have a child

So I'm not irresponsible for acting wild

Self-centered, arrogant, and narrow-minded

Are words that when said of you I'm reminded

You're so narcissistic I admit it's true

The only person you care about is you

So the lesson that I learned while writing this rhyme

Don't let douche cannon assholes waste your time