8 Bit Greatness

I love the sound of this pen when I click it

yes I'm wicked with an original blend of verbal sickness

I'm dirtier than dirty dishes in the kitchen

when you clean em while you listen

to the viscous shit I've written

I got nutrition like a bowl of frosted flakes

I killed the tiger took his stripes so now I'm more than good I'm great

It's fair to say that I'm the icing on the cake cuz I'm the best on planet Earth and the King in outer space

I'm probably the freshest white rapper in history cuz I'm fresher than mister clean dipped in wintergreen listerine

and for me, victory isn't bittersweet

I require no affection Mr. T wouldn't pity me

you're still in little league

I'm in the fuckin majors

I'm the onwer the manager the coach, and all the players

my diet consists of super heroes and hall of famers

ate the hulk superman and Babe Ruth without a chaser

yo, and I got puns by the shit load

I rip holes in big chodes who think they spit dope

you're gonna get cuts and bruises travellin this road

this game will chew you up and spit you out don't think that it won't

but I have yet to be digested

prolly cuz this rap game knows I'm too fresh to mess with

this mainstream music is so fucking congested

with these talentless faggots who are so fucking relentless

they've infected the soul of rap

it's current state resembles a bowl of crap

I have a notion that

rap has an open gash

and these no talent homos plan on exposin that

yo, but I'm the neosporin for that wound

disinfectin the world of this illiterate goons

so don't be suspicious of my deliciously spit tunes

because I would never delibrately trick you

I'm sicker than the Avian flu

you're lucky I bother communicatin with you

I'm bout to lose my motherfuckin patience with you

then fuck the godliness I'm goin straight satan on you

I suppose that my bars belong in sanitariums

or locked up within the shark tanks of aquariums

if you don't wanna give me a chance, then you are very dumb

and all the neigh sayers suck a big fat hairy one

and that about sums it up

you either see my genius or you think I'm dumb as fuck

If you think I'm dumb then my sarcastic thumb goes up

but if you like my shit then play it loud, pump it up