Fly

I am flyer than a flyer of Jeff Goldbloom in THE FLY

with five fly's on it flying through the air onto a ladies bonnet

I’m flying supersonic

eating crab with the shell still on it.

flyer then a flyer flying over a fire

with lightning bolts hitting tigers who were flying-

I swear they were- I’m not a liar.

Flyer than government drones

that have been hired by Russia

and won’t leave us alone

flyer than if god dropped a trombone.

flyer than angels and flyer than Jesus,

if Jesus could fly that is, look, this isn’t a thesis.

Flyer than a liar thrown out of a plane

for lying about being hired

to hand out flyers for a flyer company-

accompanied by flutes of champagne.

 

Flyer than a tire flying into space

because a quiet guy with pliers

wanted to erase that lying dude

and unwired his brakes

which sent the car flying off a cliff

and made the driver DOA.

 

Flyer then a hired hitman in a jet pack

with two gats in his hands

three bats in his backpack

and a fist full of quicksand

flying fucking higher then even army jets can.

 

flyer than a plastic bag in a tornado that’s really bad

and I am even flyer

than higher than that bag

which,

trust me,

is HIGH AS FUCK, LAD.

 

I’m flyer than the Jetsons

I’m higher than the heavens

Why am I not taking questions?

caus I’m on a flight and I totally might

have brought weapons.

Flyer than the blood pressure escalation rate

of the stewardess I just punched

and smacked with a fucking plate.

Flyer than the heated hate of burning bodies

who lost there names to Nazis

ooops I’m sorry that got dark real quick my mistake.

Fly as a kike and a dike holding hands

while they ride in a plane to motherfucking Japan,

Flyer than what the cops leave on the windsheild of your van

if you park in the handicap spot, fag.

flyer than a boomerang

that ruined the day when it ricocheted

of a humans brain and cracked his skull and they flew him away.

I’m flyer than what flew him away

I Spit fire on a gloomy day

a spitfire whos fingertips fire

limitless ire into ears and irises

and I hope I clog your sinuses

your a frog and I’m a rhinoceros

your mom I use as a sausage fridge

your omelette is split

I’m flyer than you and higher than the moon

and this is a monsoon revelations is here

this is the day of doom

locusts are flying all over your room

and I could fly higher than all of them too.

Am I a saint or sinner

do I deserve heaven or hell

well if good is measured in flyness

I’m a motherfucking Angel.

 

I’m flyer than the Flyest thing that flew a flight forever

the only thing that keeps me downs the sun, I’m fly as fuck go figure.