Kill The World

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I really really really want to kill the fucking world

and watch it burn while I’m doing wheelies and my cat

just sits and purrs, hop a plane to Tahiti when it lands

I wobble off and slur: I’m a Nigerian Prince

and I don’t have fingerprints

but your bank info is safe with me sir.

I live in a safe because it makes me feel safe

and if you wanna get raped just unlock it and wait.

My block is the gate to hades and my blades filleted ladies

and my hands shake a little there about as stable as Haiti,

when I cradle a baby they giggle and laugh,

when I date a small lady I split them in half,

I fisted a calf and made it a cow it was a right of passage

you should see it now. It moos with pride and will woo your

bride and undo the tie in your knot while you sigh.

Steal your hoe and The Show nothing is too low

not even the flow bitch we win at limbo.

Banged a blonde bimbo after Russian Roulette

her body was awesome but her whole face was red,

she didn’t say much, have a tongue, and her neck

looked like old faithful blood erupting like breath.

 

 

<Hook>

 

I'm the wizard of oz

jizz in your mom

kiss on your sister

I'm the fucking bomb.

 

When I kill the world

I might let you live

Just don't do me wrong

Because I don't forgive

 

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Life can sometimes make you not want to live it/

it makes you wanna pivot/

walk up to a squirrel and kick it/ walk up to a girl and unzip it.

I'm wicked/if you saw my cock, you would wanna lick it/

I'm just gonna kick it/ I trust that you can dig it because I flow

just like a wizard and leave you hearing crickets.

I do whip-its/I turn infants blue/ and I enforce what I think is

true with my dusty kazoo/ I wanna huff glue, hop on to my

rusty canoo and sail the 7 seas and row through Tuscany too/

Lets kidnap the pope, lower hopes and scream to God for answers,

til then I'll be back to giving Old Peoples Strokes, Grabbing bears by the

antlers and nailing a midget stripper while whistling "Tiny Dancer".

 

 

<Hook>

 

I'm the wizard of oz

jizz in your mom

kiss on your sister

I'm the fucking bomb.

 

When I kill the world

I might let you live

Just don't do me wrong

Because I don't forgive

 

<Hook END>

 

 

 

I'm the reason the Titanic sunk, I'm a Buddhist monk

who opened his mouth and his jaw got stuck. I'm at one

with Infinity, I piss out the sins in me. Your second Human

Centipede, stuck in the middle out of luck like a nickel that got

flipped face down, shit in your face now, Still feel like an ace pal?

Write a rap

take a bath

tap dance on the back of a yak

and have a panic attack.

Fuck a T-Rex

listen to Yeezus

blow into a Kleenex

put on some more spandex and whack

I'm the bomb diggity

I live with calm dignity

the next holy trinity

don't put you hand in my path.

 

 

<Hook>

 

I'm the wizard of oz

jizz in your mom

kiss on your sister

I'm the fucking bomb.

 

When I kill the world

I might let you live

Just don't do me wrong

Because I don't forgive

 

<Hook END>