Hermes to the Single D

I've been bumping the bass since I was swinging a baby mace

Every problem you ever had with another man I gotta face

So I hear you got arrested for jacking that fucking chump change Chevy

I was the one who hired the cops, got the baits, then broke the levees

Shit went down, I fucked shit up, things got pretty fucking messy

I'm hot and spicy and fucking hip like an ice cold Dr. Pepper,

while you're a pretty fucking untasteful Diet Pepsi, you leper

You got nothing, you ain't no villian, I'm a flipping limo driving hero

When I'm done with you I'll smash you so ugly you'll look like a Fearow

You're a weirdo, but here goes nothing if everything was lesser

I'm the best by any metric or American fucking measure

I'm the man who run your girl out of all her pleasure

The bed rock left a nasty messed up earth crust fissure

I'm the man who caused you all hell on your life wheresoever

You may be , I got you on the ground on your dirty ghetto knees

Don't shoot the mailman, but scream out Hermes to the single D