Epic Rap Battles of Everything #...
• Written by BudderAsassin
//Verse 1 - Scrubby//
What's going on guys? It's your boy Scrubby
here to bloody this understudy
hung out twice but I ain't your buddy
this battle is true insanity
you douche canoe, do you spew on cue?
do I chew through a few of you too?
you need to get a clue boo or shoo
screw you cuz this beating is past due
Fighting me, you're hydrated
should've waited to get faded
motivated by hatred
you ain't kwite complicated
Tyler, I'm tired of this higher liar
I'm the tighter writer in the cypher
spin with the sniper, this is my empire
I'll put you on a pyre, cuz I spit fire
//Verse 1 - Kwite//
It's quite the fright that you fight me tonight
full of air you get the height of a kite
this sprite of spite is quite a bright white light
you'll lose tonight despite my height, alright?
I'm a Loud Mouth, you fall short, Diesel's eyebrows
bars fall south, you'll be owned like the house of mouse
you've come to the slaughterhouse, you ain't got a spouse
keep running your mouth like Karen outside your house
So here's my commentary, not friendly
you heavy fairy with no dictionary
spend a pretty penny to kill this twenty
Eating up this battle like old spaghetti
Here's my Story Time, cuz I'm the duke of rhyme
beating you is a mountain I climb over time
now this Hoody is sublime, look alive sunshine
I'm divine, shots fired like columbine, pause, punchline
//Verse 2 - Scrubby//
while it's true, I don't like you or your crew
My main issue is your face mask tissue
fails to catch the spew and still stays blue, ooh
so do I really have to continue?
I'm Ryan Agnew and Flying at you
you don't have to say thank you, but
have a chance to be asked to
can't continue, you've been passed through
your flows are like your videos
a dose of bros but no prose
low blows that chose to expose
so much cringe that you've froze those
fighting me, you're hydrated, A.K.A wasted
it's not complicated that you're frustrated
considering that I'm this elevated
make some red walls like you're James Charles painted
//Verse 2 - Kwite//
Hi Again, to another dyin' friend
cuz your bars are hard to comprehend
was sent here to prevent your content
cuz this trend ain't a hard-pressed contest
cuz all you do is play Surf
so please CS: GO to the turf
and You got what you deserve
Leafy reverse, videos worse
Cringe king, non-hot shot called Tick Tock
turn back the clock, you cannot pop
you forgot you flop on the spot
caught by an Aksel, a robot
Fake Greg dead ahead upset with a regret
read up like a Reddit thread, and don't forget
all you do is saturate the internet
with Karen dread, and I beat that with no sweat
