Leo and Richie.

 

Yo, Yo, Yo, let me go through this flow,

And tell you a story, blow by blow,

About how Leonardo, got some dough,

By selling a cop car, with some pop tarts,

Dodging guards, and dumping bodies in graveyards!

 

 

He was Mr. No show for a couple o' hoes.

They wanted to get back for not hearin' their woes,

So they frame him as a rapist, a frickin' racist,

Poor dude gets thrown with them facists.

He used to be in Cell Block D, which was crazy,

Cause he had his cousin Richie, who was family,

Cell D-C3, was that his destiny? He wanted to be free!

Richie used to be in the army ...

 

 

Damn homie, He was supposed to be out,

but they refused his plea, and the lawyer said "Sorry!"

Richie was angry, Cause prison was nasty,

even filled with algae! ... So, he and Richie break out using ASCII,

Changing the code in the system to the ID

of prison guards, cause those were their keys to the streets! Jeez!

 

 

They steal a cop car, there was a pop tart in the front seat,

And they rolled over to the chop shop, so they could hop

Town with a new pair of wheels. They seal a deal,

And get some new wheels, so that they could leave

The city to be free! But the 303 wasn't gonna leave 'em be.

You see, some asshat called Z wanted to murder Richie

Cause he owed some money. How bitchy!

 

 

They rolled up on the block by the graveyard,

Close to Walmart and decided to bombard

Them with bullets! But the fools were outsmarted,

By Richie and Leo who were wildcards, much like Neo

From the matrix. Shit that was sick!

The dead bodies had some some dough, they were rich!

So they dump them into the incinerator chamber,

And watched them burn as if they were grim reapers.

Haha, they were free. Time to flee.

Before the cops come in, inspect the scene.

They needed gasoline, to escape this bloodstream,

Sixteen confirmed kills by our dream team,

Yeah and they leave, scrolling through some memes

On the way to their cousin, Rex,

Who was a big bottleneck fan of the Mets!