CYPHER: Over the Top, Cocky, Con...

My head hurts. My skull is gonna burst,

‘cause my brains so fucking big there’s isn’t nearly enough room to work,

Swans cower in the corner of the pond,

as their reflection looks like death compared to my sweet locks of blonde,

 

My beautiful hair always causes traffic stoppage,

I walk into the Louvre make Mona Lisa look like garbage,

My lips and tongue and body are the epitome of agility,

I make Narcissus look like he was full of humility.

 

So dislodge that look of shock from off your face and take a walk,

Insecurities confirmed 'cause I’m clearly superior,

On every single level that you’re currently conceiving,

And so many other levels you’re incapable of seeing.

 

For me to properly express what’s going on inside my head,

In any way that you can even come close to deciphering,

I have to dumb it down a thousand million times and then a bit,

To make it graspable for your deficient brain to get it,

 

Forget it, let's start again,

Let's start with you down on your knees acknowledging

That I'm a perfect specimen.

 

My biggest flaw is that I couldn’t be more fab.

People often think that scientists designed me in a lab,

I give a little piece of me and everybody wants some more

The president of the sperm bank is always knocking at my door.

 

I’ve found out a conspiracy to capture me and make me breed,

Give my genes on society, to better all humanity,

The government is confident that I could fly to North Kore,

a and fully convince Kim Jung Un to embrace democracy.

 

So bro, come at me, but let me warn you in advance,

I’m not much of a fighter but I sure as fuck can dance.

I’ll tap a little ditty in a circle round the floor,

Then I’ll follow with the Tango and I’ll Moonwalk out the door.

 

You’re floored. So am I.

‘Cause I’ve never worn a fucking pair of tap shoes in my life.

Everything is natural I’m limitless and oh so right,

And I can pick up anything way faster than a lightening strike,

 

I made fusion work one afternoon in 1986.

I leave the scientists to work it out themselves ‘cause fuck it.

I’m busy as a busy bee, I’m beautiful and perfect see,

I’d rather work on bigger things like growing out my sweet goatee.

 

And shaving all my pubes up into intricate designs,

I make of all of the crop circles when I’m bored in my spare time.

I’ve been around a billion years I’ll be around a billion more,

I built all three of the pyramids, and I destroyed the dinosaurs.

 

I made myself a time machine to wander through the years to see,

How mother fucking good I’m looking in 2083,

I’m bigger than you understand or will allow yourself to see,

While you kneel down and pray to God, that God he prays to me.