Seagulls

Here's a story for all of you out there,

I know you won't relate.

I'm just gonna... throw it out there, see what happens.

 

Maybe I can make this not sound like complete bullshit.

Tell me what you think.

 

 

Though my numb eyes, I just watched the sunrise.

and I'd be on a fun high if it wasn't for that dumb white

seagull,

he just stole my blunt (why?),

This tiny little thief hoe just came back, I think that he knows.

I cannot call the fuzz because it isn't even legal.

Plus this story is not epic but the Feds would think it's Regal.

 

Oh

He just wanted my lunch fries,

must have caught the much vibe.

 

but he saved a puff, nice.

 

 

None of that has happened but I feel like I've been sucked dry.

And everything I've done tried,

 

is for the f*ckin' birds, man for better or for worse,

but this ain't gettin' better like this Letterman is cursed.

I'm a veteran to Earth, through the sweating and the dirt

 

I've already had to learn that being happy, it is earned.

But no matter how I work, there's these stupid fucking birds.

They always seem to lurk where I know I'll find my worth.