Auditions

Finish your paper..

Can’t I’m outta papers...

Need dat weed to succeed

to write anything worth the papers..

Got so many sheets .. nigga hand me a stapler

I’ll underline the chorus.. you harmonize with an eraser.

Got so many rhymes.. done so many lines

off a bitches back while fucking at the same time

...it’s like I’m doing time...

for lyrically raping her up the behind.

I need some help so I posted in the classified l

looking for an artist willing to sacrifice.

So here we are.. we got some prospects...

we set up shop .. studio in the projects..

We want the hardest mother fuckers on the planet earth..

to fuckin attack a cameo on this track ...give it life .. give birth.

you just wait right there MC Merf?

Did I say that right MC Merf or Earth...

Can’t understand ya...I can’t hear...

it’s a lobby fullla mumbling thesauruses

We need a nigger that raps clear.

Need a nigger that’s sincere.. No Boring fits..

Ya ugh ya ugh...annoying sounds.. like your taking a shit/.

most of these niggers all full of shit though..

it’s a crapper overflown with feces..

take your lyrical sheets and do my deeds. number 2

use it for toilet paper wipe it up my asshole!

Need someone Sick!!!

and we pay Cash yo.

 

Here I am son,.

I demand one chance to spit your shit out into the rain..

it’s the same how bitches use scat in Japan. its insane

They eat turds out the mans ass crack.. no shame

Makes me want to puke up some jazz tracks...

Kenny g out the mouth ...full of tummy acid.

I hear Robin Williams voice

"Your wish has been granted.."

hit it Kenny.... Ohhh weee!! thats the noise!

Yeah thats the noise..

 

Kenny G sounding music.

 

Whoa!! what’s happened is a fantastical thing...

the music drew a crowd of bitches.. wet and relaxed.

moist and sweet.. a caramel flan treat. and I like my sweets

Dozens of bitches Now vibing to this beat.

I got the pick of the liter.. haha...

Ill take the redhead in the back..lookin like a babysitter..

I got the pick of the liter.

When I drop a track.. like Its fuckin liter.

Scattered lines..lots of ants.. Talking trash..and you'z an anteater.

You take the cunt with the exposed camel toe crack...

dont forget to feed her.

hah so obscene..you get the fatties much quicker...

just pour a little liquor...

order the bitch take out for dinner.

So my nigga is that verse sick enough!??

Or should I deliver ya a human head.. at once!

 

You saying I fuck fatties.. you got the pick of the liter..

Nigga this aint a battle its an audition.. you a singer?

Oh for real.. Let me hear ya harmonize some barber shop stingers...

 

Dooo Wooop Ohh Dooooooooh Wop!

Alright thats enough!

 

Naw let’s bring in another nigga...

you the one with the doo rag..

lookin like the cover of a nineties fashion mag.

Spit your verses.. and rip off that scab..

I need this rhyme to fucking hurt real bad.

 

ugh uh ugh ugh ugh ugh ya ...

unreal these niggas rap like they getting cramps..

put on a menstral pad. You whiny bitch...

Deliver grunts like Michael Jackson’s Dad.. Its a Sinch...

It’s the credible unobosoletable dictionary Concierge' to the Undefeatable.

I blow my nose and my boogers are 90 percent coke...

So let me snot down your throat..I heard you'd like some crack ...

not the butthole.Well I gotta shit... here’s a shovel of my insides..

and it’s enough shit to gag a rhino during a taste test so open wide.

It’s rank at the top of the farts..I mean charts.. Lets hit it!

side to side.

to the left now..

to the right child..

move it side to side girl...

don’t be shy.

I’ll put ya in a choke hold

till ya eyes pop out they sockets

Flaming up like rockets...

ain’t life like a box of chocolates..

You never know what ya gonna get..

Whether it’s one dick or the whole fuckin crew of friends.

You look like a girl who would let us pound ya..

You alright with me and my homies going at that ass

like the last slice of Bologna at a deli counter

or maybe just we go at it like lunch ables.

10 at a time nigga!!! those itty bitty crackers

and ham slices sliced so fine.. taste so good...

I open up 10 of em dump em down my throat.

That’s how ya should.. nigga

We all jumpin on this bitch like a bounce house fest...

12 dicks bouncing to the right.. mines sliding to the left..

in her mouth.. other niggers flossin jimmys between her breasts.

Chilly Dog right.. take a shit on her chest...put yo dick in that mess..

pull out the camera nigga.. this shot will be the BEST!

Snap!

 

Ohhhh I look good in this one!- Fermale Voice

 

Bitch you look like a football runner being tackled

by a bunch true players.. just got solidified in their cum.

On the bottom of a nigger pile. Semen on the floor ...

this bitch definatley having a child..

Damn and thats chore for a whore.

She better abort that shit! No more!! I said No More!!!

Oh how fun! We outta rubbers..liquors low.. lets hit the store.

Pick up some sluts on the way.."thats the soup de jour.."-dumb and dumber

mmmm... that sounds good Ill have that!"

 

Yo where you get a stereo to play that!

No Sound effects man... or obscure sound bites..

Aint that from Dumb and Dumber.. Shit Nigga.. Nice!!!

 

You got the job nigga! Heres a benzo...buy some ice!

I got it down..and its already laid in this track..

Instantaneous mixing... Its already on the net.

Maybe it will bring us fame.. but I highly doubt that.

We rapping about shitting, scat, gangbanging, and bolgnie

These kids want to hear some high voices..so annoying..

They want.. what they want.. But that aint me...

Ill record my next piss.. from the top of a tree...

mix it in my track... for a giggle ya see..

Brian Jones ain't got nothing on me...

If you dont know who dat be.. then you straight up Suck..

Lets end this shit with a.. great big obscenity....FUCK!!!

 

Thanks everybody for coming.

Appreciate your time..

Opportunities ;like this dont come everyday..

I appreciate it.. Thanks dog.. yeah you too...

Peace my nigga.

 

Alright Print it.