MY NAME IS: eminem diss
• Written by mf120
[Chorus]
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (wicka wicka slim shitty) (x4)
[verse 1]
Eminem, slim shady
Last night was great with hallie
Going down route mile 8
You take up 3% of the birthrate
Your the reason we’ve got a STD outbreak
Listening to you gives me a headache
Fuck that last line was pretty shitty wan't it but i don't care
At Least i didn’t just rhyme random sounds with flippity hippady jibbady
And then call myself a rap god in the same “rap” dawg
How many times are you going to relapse
Shady will smoke a fat pound of grass
If it were 2006 he’d then fall on his fat ass
With all these fucking dumbass raps how are you still in the business
Anyone else would drop dead in an instant
if they go against me
Remember that shitty diss track
(yup stan)
fuck no wonder why you needed prozac
“Shady’s the best rapper
how could you even think about roasting him dawg"
I don’t give a fuck this time i was sent to piss the world off
[Chorus]
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (wicka wicka slim shitty) (x4)
[verse 2]
People praising your new shit
Your new nickname is b-misfit
“Oh honey you’re my precious b-rabbit”
Wow who even knew you’d become an addict
thanks mom
Hoppin around with some white powder covering your nose
Oh no but the great b-rabbit wins in the end
Fuck that bullshit, i’m sick and tired of your so called wins
You’ve been in the rap game for almost 20 years maybe you should quit
You’ve got enough money to spare
Oh wow i’m so surprised you had an affair
Fuck honestly what haven’t you done
It’s like watching a shitty sitcoms reruns
[Chorus]
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (wicka wicka slim shitty) (x4)
[verse 3]
Stop the tape
This kid needs to be locked away
Dr dre don’t just stand there operate
He ain't ready to leave and see his career die
Maybe you should've stopped at revive
Or you should've stuck to feats After relapse
Come on let's do a legacy recap
Knees are weak arms are heavy
I could kill you with the poke of my machete
Doin doughnuts while I'm screaming I don't give a fuck
What a witty line, guess your start was purely luck
Not saying I hate you
I fuckin idolize you
opp that's a lie
You really don't understand much at all
Your career is dropping harder than April rainfall
Let these lines be your nail in the coffin
Man at this point your worse than Shane Dawson
Just give up and be forgotten
I'm just a talkin head a zombie walk in
Wow you even realize your career is rotten
Know what I was gonna carry this out more
But I'm getting fucking bored