Sidemen - Merry Merry Christmas ...

[Intro: LayZ]

Started as a dream and a wishlist

To be the coolest geek in the business

Presents for the nephews and nieces

Now it's back to mum and dads for the feasting

 

[Chorus: LayZ]

Singing Merry, Merry Christmas

If you ain't got a present that's your business

We got everything and more on the wishlist

Singing Merry, Merry

 

[Verse 1: Behzinga & Jme]

See, in Christmas time, I get hashtag Merky (Merky)

Moving like Mike with my Christmas turkey (Bakaw)

Harry got the snow (Ayy), Jamie got the flow (What?)

Shakka on the beat (Ayy), KSI got teets (Teets)

Why the hell you bulkin' up for Christmas? Look at you (Fatty)

Dumb KSI got stuck in the chimney shoot (Fatty)

We got Christmas on the beat, Santa in the sheets (Ayy)

It's not my fault Mrs. Claus wants the D (Trust)

 

[Verse 2: Jme]

Mrs. Claus

Ethan's got her on all fours

None of your wives are safe (No)

Disrespect and he'll pull yours

S-X, 'Mr-Top-Ten', yeh

Round of applause

Change style Rudeboy

Jme is just all shorts (All shorts)

Before, war are you all sure?

Mans a ryzen threadripper

You're Pentium Dual Core

Rock jaws

Sleep, snore, on the cold floor

While you drown in the war

Man will just row to the shore

 

[Verse 3: W2S & Jme]

Merry Christmas KSI, you silly buffoon

Yeah, you got a top ten

But you're the worst on the tune

You can't multiply and you can't do division

Pipe down, you only won a split decision

I'll be coming at you with some Christmas banter

I heard Tobjizzle got nonced by Santa (nonced)

I took a look, at Zerkaa's Christmas list

Can you imagine my surprise when I saw it said kids

All the cousins round for Christmas dinner, enjoying life

And Vik's trying to pick one out to be his next wife

Happy holiday Simon, my old chum

The only turkey getting stuffed this year, is your mum (Haha, your mum)

 

[Verse 4: Jme]

Jingle bells, Simon smells

Josh is a eedyat

Tobi's a wasteman

JJ, no we don't take no L's

S-X, 'Mr-Top-Ten'

You man tried it, but you all failed

You man are shit, I'm bringing in Vik

Man are gonna elbow drop some elves

 

[Verse 5: Vikk & Jme]

See we're all young guys, got Christmasses to come

And you're just O-A-P's, might not make the next one

Me and Behz on PUBG (Ey), getting chicken dinner

But your boy slim Simon's just getting thinner

Yeah Rudolph's nose is red and Harry's is white

We're waiting on an upload, but he's high as a kite (High as a kite)

Yeah he's up there, do a quick flyby Santa's chair

Stone cold stun a man in mid air

Take a few boxes it's not fair, but we don't care

 

[Chorus: Jme & LayZ]

We're still singing Merry, Merry Christmas

If you ain't got a present that's your business

We got everything and more on the wishlist

Singing Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas

Singing Merry, Merry Christmas

If you ain't got a present that's your business

We got everything and more on the wishlist

Singing Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas