Animal Rap (Johnny Dillinger Mix)
• Written by JohnnyDillinger
JohnnyDillinger's Notes
I wrote this as a college freshman to prove that anyone with a broad enough vocabulary and a sufficient grasp of meter and rhyme scheme could write better than a fair share of mainstream rappers.
This wasn't enough proof, so I spent the remainder of the semester writing a verse or two a day. Eventually, people started to take me seriously as a rapper, so I kept going.
I don't profess to be anything more than a mediocre MC, but I know I can write better than the clown who inspired me to start.
In every verse that you witness / my words are just vicious
When it comes to rapping / you're the worst in the business
I'm first to the finish / winning all the races
Making my opponents all fall on their faces
Y'all are disgraces / appalling and tasteless
Like a bunch of fucking pussies only calling with Aces
I go all-in and take this / When you're spitting you fail
You couldn't touch my words if they were written in Braille
I'm hitting the nail / with the hammer of Thor
I love the clamor and roar / that's the glamour of war
My hands'll be sore / when I'm done beating you
I just hope the vultures have fun eating you
I'm done teaching you / the way to bust a rhyme
If you bite my shit / your nuts will be mine
That ain't a gay joke, kid / I mean it for real
You won't take it seriously until you're feeling the steel
Like the '04 Sox / I'm reversing the curse
Leaving my opponents all rehearsing their verse
If you wanna battle / you should purchase a hearse
When I'm finished with you / you'll be immersed in the dirt
My word's gonna hurt / I'll leave you bruised and bloody
And steal your wallet, too / cuz I could really use the money
Dude, you're funny / I redefine what it means to rhyme
You can't design lines that are half as deep as mine
We need to rewind / and I'll start it again
Like Gronk in the open field / hard to defend
Hope you all comprehend / I don't want to offend
But I spit sick scripts that are starting a trend
Scarring a friend / with the dull edge of a knife blade
My sacrifice made / ain't worth half the fucking price paid
Suffice to say / I slice prey / in a precise way
So go fuck yourself / but have a nice day
Let's keep it going / cuz I just really started
Pretty soon you're gonna be dearly departed
You're clearly retarded / if you think you can hang with this
No way in hell you can compete with my gangstaness
That was a joke / Part of my crafty nature
I might be funny / but I'll still assassinate ya
You're not a bad kid / but I have to hate ya
So just take a walk and I'll catch ya later
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JohnnyDillinger
Member since December 15 2014