The Birds!

It hurts, the birds, they pecking at my shirt! they made me hit the dirt!

my vision was blurred, I was murdered, never to be heard!

the tiredness, it's taking over! I used to be a great soldier.

I wish someone else was closer!

I wish i could say this wasn't true, but i've never been much of a joker!

i never played poker, I was a good kid! what did I do to deserve this?!

i never dissed anyone, never even owned a gun!

Suddenly, I had a vision! i was never much of a villain!

precision, religion, none of those were mine!

hah-hah! here comes the punchline!