Christmas Cypher Rap

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(Yeah) On December 25, that was the birth of Jesus

But you cant get better than Yezzus

And I'm not tryin' to legitimize; and i'm not very wise

Every Christmas, I fill up on delicious pies

Now let me summarize

It's such a surprise when you open that box and you get something unorthodox

Was it a stuffed fox or a stupid pair of socks?

When I get disappointed here's what my papa say

Now let break the news to ya

Now there ain't no such thing as Santy Claus

Then he would pause, and then walk away

The way he talk, it seems like he is tryin' to make me a vigilante and live on the street all chancy

Well thats nasty

That ain't the life for me

I think i'm gonna faint and fall on a bucket of paint

Sorry bout that Alex, I hope we stay acquaint

I probably shoulda put on a restraint

It's the holidays, i'm just tryin' to stay jollity

I would say it's Christmas but nowadays you offend people with every little thing you say

And you always gotta follow the latest trend

Can you comprehend?

I recommend you just keep your mouth shut until you workup your profanity control

And don't even get me started on the insanity on people changing their sexuality; this is inhumanity

This world is full of Full of; liars, cheaters, wife-beaters, deceivers, and corrupted leaders; were livin' in a world of sin-breeders!

Take into consideration this is your generation and you may just represent the entire nation

SO HAVE A MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS!