MY UNCLAIMED LOVE FOR DYNAMIC FUNK
• Written by EricVich
DYNAMIC FUNK DISS
yall were cool before the crew but to me that seemed like what faggots do/
time to be nick grace in ya face and give yall a bad review/
swallow down beef stew as yall continue stinking up the room/
like used up asshole residue,
back washed with whole team practice shoes/
cause once its done and through all yall gone need to regroup
pull up a phone asking siri google "rap diss how to"/
praying theres no part two but meanwhile bump my amplitude
so i can start with you/ URBAN/
my freestyles off the dome blow up more often than muslim turbans/
respect you get only cause of the dudes on set that you roll with
without them you are weak, and you aint real earned it/
which piss me way the fuck off more than actual urine/
ran your mouth about a mile and look at how youre in now
both feet on the ground, along with ya knees/
cause when DF in the house plenty pussy go around/
and that just how it be/
real talk no THEORY/
and if we talking bout that pussy
he a juicy tootsie nookie rookie/
baby newbie, diaper went poopy
gotta be stupid, drop him off if he irl knew me/
just be glad that you dont kid/
snap ya ass and dome bridge/
thats your whole fucking back incase that ya aint know shit/
too bad with that roastin i real got my ass all in motion/
running down the field yelling "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS"/
maybe yall aint worth it but saying i was aborted
game on fuck DF Dick Fucking promotion/
and thats whats up next chump would probably be KRUST/
burnt ass piece of shit that nobody would like to touch/
and at least im being honest bruh/ ..cause check it..
you wanna talk about our current battle/
that aint shit but if you want beef ill strip the whole cattle/
try to paddle in flow scatter cause for me this is diddle daddle/
piss yourself a pissy puddle, im taking ya nuts along with ya adam apple/
bend ya over, throw on a saddle/
you easy bitch, not hard to handle/
and once im done aint nothing gonna be after.
unless we talking bout the MASTER/ BIG T/
captain of the cheer team and only speak agree
liking every diss against me/
might be ugly but behind the screen
you a chimpanzee crossed with Mr.T/
soaked in bleach and colored back in with knock off sharpie/
and for OSIRIS, KNB, SURVS, and OMINOUS/
a bunch of members that should of remained anonymous/
online conglomerates chasing up only empty promises/
prominence with my dominance more bottomless
than white girls modeling,wanna talk about tumbling
my tongue never be fumbling but i know ROSLAN drops
the ball and puts them back in mumbling/
you dumb funny, no skills no money/
you admit one, me i expose the other leave it bloody/
place exploding when im running game/
when im leaving the building like double o seven my name/
double xp points when im spitting this flame/
but killing you dont count like killing civilians/
but still scoring in the millions
meat section chose your cut, ill cut up your minions/
serve it with a crown but you aint king of beef though/
the inventor of deep throat who gets big D like mottor city of Detroit/
you soft so when i stomp the only reason that my feet hurt/
is from the concrete underneath where your teeth were/
take ya down making the second ground zero
what makes me a hero is that i fly out from atx/
IC and me show up at ya address,
cause fact is you wont heard words
put ya sleep with no mattress/
you wanna hear real madness?
youve never had pussy in ya face and you wanna say thats how i taste?/
ive read your raps slim shady wanna be eminem copy and paste/
warning beat from em so when you press play youll forget what he say/
and remember soon after December, 2015 ericvich dismembered
several members,
magic show turned all yall with the mental of a 10 year old
combined into ashes and embers/
dont worry skeet ill pass ya some pamper/
cause if you think quick i could imagine why liquid
would shoot out ya asshole/
you un bashful rascal
didnt think id be a one man task force/
be careful what you ask for/
you a bitch bet ya first name elizabeth
aint the illest to spit, lower than avrage
youre literally shit, you illiterate bitch/
sit back down and keep warming the bench
freestyle shit to finish it off.
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EricVich
Member since October 16 2014