CALIFORNIA FREESTYLE
• Written by IceyMenace
IceyMenace's Notes
I made this freestyle in the middle of the night when I was bored and couldn't fall asleep. I spit off the top of my dome. I rewrote down most of my freestyle there's some lines that I forgot, but I just decided to release this while the wait for my album continues. TKLP COMING SOON 22 TRACKS.
Yo, don't tempt or push me, pussy
When I turn to a bully, you be a rookie
Then I'm joking around
And choking you down, right
Its a real fright, you're about to lose your life
Then it flashes by, and you hallucinate
Don't be afraid, just accept your fate
I murder bitches that need to lose some weight
In broad daylight, I was expecting applause
When some furry fraud came chasing after me on paws
Trying to scratch me with sharp claws, I attached his ass
To a hook on the back of an ice cream truck, no fucks given
The engine's beginning and he's screaming as his body's screeching
On the road, blood on the cemented floor, he'll be forever demented
Bent and neglected, forever tormented
I might send his ass right to heaven
I don't write I type
I don't bite I fright
Live on the hills I'm a sight-seer, I might
Peak and stalk through the window of my female neighbour
And pick a fight with a disabled kid who's on the street whining
I ain't lying, in a while crocodile, this seems like
The type of shit that happens in Florida, but I'm over here
Just chillin, relaxing in California.
So when I'm bored and I see you on the boardwalk
I ain't gonna converse a talk,
I'mma commence my dense first thought of slaughter
I walk up to you, I don't care if you're with your daughters
But I'll smoke you, turn a broke loco into sawdust.
So everyone on the beach starts seeming scared
I'll just add another layer of torture and despair
In my lair I prepare, to slay any whore or hater
Whether now or later, all I'm hearing is (OW!) and (AHH!)
It's amazing like wow, load up my ak-47 and (POW!)
The best rapper is 47, (em) I don't wanna make amends
Or friends, I just wanna make Ms
Got a Monopoly on the rap game
I'm here to clean the stains
Im always on the go
You don't know my next moves
I might start up a show
I might start a business, company, label to staple
My name in people's faces i'm winning,
Making that money and dough on the low
While I compose art like Vincent Van Gogh
Not to convince a damn hoe, but more like
Become one of the goats, a lot of truth is said in jest
I'm high as a jet when I hop in the booth knock the tooth outta
The beat that I beat repeatedly, some rappers spit bars on a beat
I spit on the beats face, rinse and repeat, for Pete's sake!
It's hard for me to sleep at night, so I freestyle,
I can just yawn or sneeze
And cause an earthquake to make everyone bow down
To their knees, facing me, I sting like a bee in the ring
Furious Muhammed Ali...
You can switch the beat but I don't care I'll switch
To a fast flow and show these hippos who to not fuck around with
Then they'll know, it's just plain logic, I ain't stopping yet!
Mopping these washed dreaded dreads braindead headed freaks
I step on these pussies they're ants compared to my
Antics and shenanigans they wouldn't be able to battle
A mannequin without getting defeated
Even if they were Anakin, i'd have the high ground!
I'm selling high pounds, rich attire, a mill on each tire
I ain't even tired yet! I'm set for life you're set to be a pet to your wife
Better hope the bitch doesn't call a vet to get you both! (Oh!)
I'm more armed than the Swiss Army, you wish you had a wooden knife
So when they ask for war I battle like I've never before!
Raw like a pitbull, hit dulls, double pistols,
I'm so full, but I'm still hungry for more gore
I hope you like vore, cause I'm gonna eat you.
So unfortunate, life's disproportionate
Despite every light that comes outta the tunnel
There's always obstacles and funnels.
All these dudes complaining and framed me for stealing
So let me recite one of the most famous lines
Get the computer and lube ready
So all my haters do us all a favour and
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.
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IceyMenace
Member since December 6 2019