A Hellish Fate

Bitch said I should get a vasectomy

Told her I’ll decide how and when you have sex with me

Then horrendously (whore endlessly) drank Hennessy as she tentatively bent a cheek

awaiting her sentencing till my pen is inked

 

She said

 

“I only tend to peak when someone’s up-ending me with an anemone”.

But I just wanna have sex then you’re dead to me

I'm not about fillins (feelings) so brace for the anethes

and let me root your canal like it’s dentistry

 

Told her I got more feet than a centipede

So all this pent up seed’s gonna end up being felt through your endocrine

I should probably stop getting keys from these freaks on ketamine

But when it comes to entering they just keep on letting me

 

Told’em if they bend the knee and lend me some tumescency

I’ll let’em swing with a piece of tree like she’s kendo-ing

What do you think? I said you look like a ten to me

But I’m high on shrooms, speed, and ecstasy

 

Also that’s outta a hundred so you’re only hot to like the tenth degree

 

Now I got her splayed out like a centerpiece

Like Rudy Eugene I may go for a tender piece

She can no longer defend after I remove her appendages

Lemme lend you a hand I say as I give her a taste of her own medicine

 

I may go to jail for this but then again

If I steal your face I may become a new denizen

Fuck it I'll just hide the bones in the shed I guess

 

Surely I jest

I say to the police as the survey my head

I'm nervous and sweat as pale as the dead

On Thursday were you over with Tess?

I might've been but I had nothing to do with her death

 

I swear I would faint at the sight if she bled

Then why are your shoes all covered in red?

I got tired of lying and yelled "I got my revenge!"

As he reached for his gun I turned and I fled

 

Screamed fuck the police as I tripped over the ottoman

Then I heard the shot ring as it pierced through my esophogus

All I could think is remember our motto man

If we get takin down then these clown's gotta be followin'

 

Then I slowly descend down into hell

Passing each circle with more and more dread

When I return I'll have that cop's head

I've wasted lives on shit more petty than that

 

(next verse at 2:17)

 

Impaled through the spine

entrails in a line

You failed Satan chimed

as he glared with despise

From inside his crystalline shrine

Then he suddenly appeared at my side

 

You were sent to cull all of humanity

Not indulge all your sick fantasies

And you even lost your mortality

Now you're gonna pay with your sanity

 

Then I was forsaken

Stripped naked hung on a stake

Surrounded by angels who had fallen then raped

Thrown in a lake and left to cremate

 

A thousand more years before I reincarnate

What a torturous fate

I thought before they pulled out my brain

These words are the only thing that ever escaped