(no rhymes) Love Letter to Janne...

Dare you to watch it without getting a boner/a wet vagina. Here now i'ma copy

and paste this masterpiece, wake up later, and be like "what did I do...?" Sike.

 

INTRO:

I was actually gonna just spam "i love you i love you let's fuck let's fuck" and take a screenshot just

for the props in the future but i said fuck it and made a porno out of it. If anyone (shoutouts to raheem)

wants to make this into a full-fledged porno script adaptation all i request is you get me jannemm

without clothes and that you have experience holding a camera. I'm saying i'm gonna fuck jannemm.

You mad? Anyways let's get this shit poppin' before you get the wrong impression. Check it, jannemm...

 

i love you. From the second we met i knew it was love at first sight.

your name made my heart race like never before. It was then that i realized

i wanted to divulge all my deepest, darkest secrets to you. I wanted to

protect you for the rest of my life and give you all of my love.

You were like a beautiful rose...

SIKE! (fuck roses) I'ma talk about how i'm gonna plough that pussy BITCH!

first of all i'm gonna stick an icicle up your butt

while rigorously ravaging your mouth with my slippery, seductive tongue

maneuvering swiftly and insistently through the entrance of your mouth and hooking a piece of broccoli from your teeth.

Desperate for air, yet succumbing to the overwhelming sensation of horniness

evoking in your body released fluently through the crevice between

your legs manifesting love juice seeping through your panties and breaching the inner layers of your pants, you press your palms

to my chest, just above my rigid nipples, and slightly push but

soon after then pulling me in as our breathes become rapid and simultaneous.

i passionately yearn to witness your bare body exposed, like ruby, detecting it groping mine as our fingers entwine

so gently but soon tenaciously securing our grip on each other by our love handles in ecstacy disoriented by each other's love but also empowered and attentively aware while being mindful of each other's feelings for each other.

In my mind i'm thinking "perhaps i shouldn't have eaten cheerios before i did this.

I hate cheerio breathe. Maybe she likes cheerios?"

Meanwhile you're thinking "i can't take anymore. I blush at the sight of his receding hairline

which allures my pure, affectionate eyes with insatiable lust

and the aroma of his breathe which is familiar with that of cheerios

is so titillating and arousing it evokes

intensely euphoric passion from the deepest regions of my vulnerable soul

that feels like it's penetrating and caressing my g spot with relentless aggression.

Justin just treats me so nicely. Everytime we speak my stomach turns and my body aches.

'O woe is me! I think i'm going to cum! Maybe if i do it now he won't notice the saturation of

fluids soaking my tight blue jeans. I'll tell him i peed. Maybe he'll like that.

Maybe if i turn around now and pull my pants down he'll stick his meat popsicle into

my curtains and fuck me from the back and i can hide it. My heart is throbbing.

My face is burning. I don't know what to do! I havn't been this excited since i purchased that xbox

for my boyfriend, franklin, who would always address me with apathetic indifference and constantly

rejected me (deja vu, huh jann?) yearning for him to fill my holes with semen as

i envisioned him devastating my rectum with his yogurt slinger and playing GTA 5,

putting a pillow on my back and then leaning so assertively against me with his elbows digging into my back while shooting cops

and having sex with prositutes, avariciously pleading for him to cum into my silky smooth hair

conditioned thoroughly with loreal so my hair would stick together for the next few days because i wouldn't wash it out.

I'm so dirty. I'm just a dirty dirty slut. What if justin cums in my hair?

I swear i won't ever wash my hair ever again! His cum is the only thing in my hair i desire!

I want him to reserve his cum in a milk carton so i can drink it, consuming it orally, and use it as a multi-purpose shampoo!

i'm such a cum dumpster! I can't take it, i'm cumming!" "hey do you think my breathe smells bad?

I mean i really...*jannemm's once bright turquoise jeans immediately transition to a dark blue hue as vaginal

fluids pierce the fabric of the jeans and drip profusely from each crease in the pants* hey are you okay?"

"justin! I'm so sorry! It's my first time! I just didn't know how to control it! I masturbated to your pictures

atleast twice a day but i wasn't ready for this! Please forgive me for today!"

"well i guess i'll have to because this is the end of the first part of this story.

50 props equals an exciting sequel that will sexually assault your penis

and provoke it into uncontrollable spasms of pleasure so it looks like it's break dancing.

In other words: it'll make your slinky go, da doing doing doing! Yeh, and that's that. Peace"

...

Next time, on jannemm ball z or, more formally titled, jannemm balls. That still makes no sense. I'm firing

whoever ghostwrites my jokes. Oh wait, that's me. I'm sillier than cats with top hats on tinychats.

"justin can i use your shower?" "uhh sure i guess that's fine." "well...would you maybe...help me?"

Yep. This is gonna be a new york times best selling trilogy i can already tell. so yeh, show some love for

jannemm's rectum and prop this song repeatedly. I just freestyled this shit.

If there are some plot holes i don't give a fuck. Suck a dick faggot.

My thirsty levels are detectable from other universes and i will pinch your clitoris

between the openings of a monkey wrench and twist it. Or something.

I don't actually know what a clitoris looks like. I got my virgin license at 20 years old.

I'ma end this song before i say something suggestive and/or profoundly retarded.

I wouldn't wanna do that, now would I? Bye.

 

P.S Did I do good, raheem? Oh, and I'd rather have wrote this for Kaitie. She gives like 10% more of

a fuck about me than you, jannemm. That's like 95% more than i care about

you or your ugly ass nudes which i desperately hope you don't email to me at [email protected].

Don't email me your nudes, jannemm, please.

Whatever. I'm in my zone. Whoever wants to get destroyed come and get it.

I ain't in the mood to fuck around witchu fuccboi hoes. Get at me.

Tell me if you want me to record this shit. I won't even edit the slip ups

or the amount of times i laugh.

This all ends here. You don't have to read below.

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On some real shit, though, this isn't entirely a joke.

I'm just a weirdo, i guess. Fuck it. I guess my sense of humor compensates.

I'ma go try to get with a hot old bitch on Christianmingle with my account,

FaggotLovingAtheist666, who can rap and recite the words to "jesus christ is my nigga" perfectly.

Oh yeah i said on some real shit...i don't wanna say i love kaitie or jannemm.

That ain't me. I'm so desensitized to bitches and anyone here thinking they got me

figured out, that i want to get in these bitchs' pants, has me fucked up.

I was serious when i said if y'all want drama come and get it.

Shoutouts to icblac, kyle, and sutherland, john. Real homies. Bros before hoes.

But, Kaitie, I DO have love for you, i'm just no good at saying it because i don't

trust people. Like Jannemm doesn't, probably the primary reason she rejects me so

indifferently. Whatever. I'm gonna release these two love songs, still, and jakkie 2.

I'm a poet if nothing else. <3 jannemm <3 kaitie. Yeh I'm out.