Guy I'm Looking For

People always ask what kind of guy I'm looking for

I want a guy who laughs and who isn't just a bore

One who makes me smile and who doesn't make me sad

And it's a necessity that he's good in bed

I need a guy who likes to smoke, I need a guy who likes to dab

Ripping bongs all day, now that's a must have

So if you got that good weed if you got that good wax

If you got that shatter then you might tap this ass

Now don't get me wrong, I like my men intelligent

But right now in my life I'm living as a degenerate

Party while I'm young, so fuck it let's get high

If you got that whiskey I'll take a shot alright

I tend to go for hipsters, so if that word offends

Then you sir are a hipster and we need to be friends

With benefits of course, who doesn't want that shit

Getting real high, then fucking, it's legit

Cause mama needs her sugar and by sugar I mean sex

I don't need a man to take care of my ass

An independent woman and I always have been

And always will be, Leslie Knope style yeah

Now my kind of man, can handle all his drugs

Doesn't act a fool in public when he's fucked up

So if you can't handle, smoking lots of weed

Then frankly you sir are not the man for me

I know I'm not your average girl, I know I'm not the average type

Most women round these parts lock that shit up tight

Relationships are something, I don't really need

I know it's cliched but I'm just focusing on me

And that focus includes a lot of partying

A lot of dropping acid and a lot of smoking weed

A little eating shrooms and a little DMT

So if you get good shit then get a hold of me

You'll know where to find me, I'm where the party's at

But you can just get lost if you wear fedora hats

Cause no amount of drugs is ever worth risking that

Being seen with a pick up artist fucking little twat