Blew Off the Roof

Waggle gonna work it, waggle gonna merk it

Waggle gonna work it, waggle gonna merk it

 

Waggles got the eskibeat, bout to bring the heat

I'm not your average Joe, I'm a pimp named Bo

 

And it's my time to show off my flow

As I rack up the doe, I am the best in show

No not really it's just what ya say

It's not like I'm part of NWA

I'm just a white cracker bread

But I get head yo

I'm a freak between the sheet

Every day all 52 weeks

So bring on the slags and the Wag will tag

 

I'm feeling real bullish my stock is up

Drinking my drink from a golden cup

Smoking my weed, however, I want

You don't need credit when so fuckin liquid

My bankroll is so fuckin sick kid

I see a fine girl and say what's up

The wags gonna tag and there won't be no running

Your pussy salivating and I think that's something

To pursue as I do

Get you in the Vette get your pussy wet

Build up a sweat like a Vietnam vet in Khe Sahn, bitches love the dong

My hooks so tight you might as well sing along

I see your pussy and I want to merk it

If I fuck u baby I won't have to jerk it

Get her to my place, takes her shirt off like Kreischer

Put her on the floor and I pile drive her

Tombstone the pussy like undertaker

Warm it up, warm it up like a Baker

I'm not celibate cuz I ain't no shaker

So get out my face you bitch ass faker

Pussy just ok which cause me to smirk

She saw it on my face and called me a jerk

Sent her on her way and she flew like an eagle

Out of my place to her Buick regal

I never saw that ho again

But I'll let you know I fucked her friends

Not 1 not 2 but 5, g that's me you'll see

I only fuck with the fine little chickadees

 

You manky deaf cow how you like me now

I'm no airy-fairy uphill Gardner

L ballup with trollops and get real frisky

And always wear a rubber when I'm fucking with these scrubbers

 

Yo bitch leave your seat, yo bitch move them feet

Get down, get down to the beat

Take u back home ill make u moan

Fuck all night till the rooster crows cuz

The waggle loves the slags, the slags love the waggle

As long as that bitch don't got no snaggletooth

I'm fire in the booth got so hot it blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

( wag tag, tag) got so hot it blew off the roof

 

Kansas white boy trying to grime

With all this extra corona time

I couldn't use my flesh sword so I got bored

Now I'm herding in these words trying to make it fit

But it's harder than Chinese arithmetic

And If you don't like it suck my dick

I think you lost the plot you dirty twat

I'm blatantly blunt, you daft cunt

You barmy fuck you know what's up

And I know you're a soy boy beta cuck

I used to be an invert, now just a pervert

Making bitches go berserk

And making pussies squirt

You can work down on my dick bitch

And I'll fuck you lickety-split trick

Before I take a few bong rip

And give you money for your Uber trip

PWA that's my way

Need for speed, smoke them treez

So fucking chill my life's a breeze

Never gonna stop Never gonna quit

Got the fine bitches bouncing on my dick

Stole that last line cuz it's a dope rhythm

Let's roll dick hole, love bitches on the pole

No rudeboy can hold me back

If think so ho, you're smoking crack

Wiley as a fox yes I can box

Punish you like Williams finish you like Froch

Put you in a Lucha chokehold

Break your neck because I'm loco

Don't need to vossi bop

To make the ladies panties drop

I'm shameless like Gallagher

Girl, I'll deflower ya

Wag nasty fuck you in the back seat

Drive-up the block leave u in the street

Use my feet hit the peddle

When I get home teas on the kettle

 

Yo bitch leave your seat, yo bitch move them feet

Get down, get down to the beat

Take u back home and ill make u moan

Fuck you all night till the rooster crows cuz

The waggle loves the slags, the slags love the waggle

As long as that bitch don't got no snaggletooth

I'm fire in the booth got so hot it blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

( wag tag, tag) got so hot it blew off the roof

 

PC shit is so retarded

Unless it's about race I disregarded it

I say what I want I do what I want

Hey, fattie put down the cake

Maybe u should go pick up a weight

I only fidget when I see a midget dwarfing along

I guarantee dikes won't like this song, (scissor tag, tag)

I knew a girl named mandy

She's a tranny who used to be Manny

Fuck pronouns their ain't no time

Unless your bored cuz you're fucking blind

Even though I'm on the left

I can't say shit to the deaf

If you tell them you're the dick

You fucking rudeboy piece of shit

Would the wag tag a fag, no bro

I only fuck with trashy hoes

 

It sucks to be dankrupt when you're not bankrupt

Smoking generation blunts to make it last

Gotta hear fast before my weed is cashed

Ring, ring pussy it back on, oh yea well

I'm out on a loophole

So I jumped in the whip to see the king killa Kupo

Now I got the chronic

So go lick a dick you dirty trick

Breath so bad it's making me sick

Ball and socket weed in my pocket

Got so high you're gonna need a rocket

Everyone knows that Joe's exotic

Now u know that Bo's erotic

But I'm the only pussy Wrangler

He is just a big dick strangler

 

All these things I've said about birds

It all bullshit it's all just words

I got me a ride or die chick

Who's a ginger snap redhead goddess

After 21 years still the hottest

Pussy like caaandy

Vitale would say it's a diaper dandy

Goddamn you should see her rack

36DDD I like it like that

Love her smile, sexy style

Pretty blue eyes get lost for awhile

My girl can a roll a blunt

After we toke put my dick in her throat

When I choke the sides of her neck

It makes her pussy o so wet

 

Outta time like McFly and it's time to get high

So last time bitch leave your seat, yo bitch move them feet

Get down, get down to the beat

Take u back home and ill make u moan

I'll fuck all night till the rooster crows cuz

Waggle loves the slags, the slags love the waggle

As long as that bitch don't got no snaggletooth

I'm fire in the booth got so hot it blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

(wag tag, tag) blew off the roof

( wag tag, tag) shit so hot it fuckin blew off the roof