0 to 100 Cypher - Ash-Tin Larold...

MAT4YO

 

Yo, I've been in first so I'mma add the 99

i do it real quick, fix your wrist and wind the time

up before you miss my missiles flying by, i’m the guy

who can annihilate an eye before you can find rewind

 

Find out why you need an eye patch, I'mma ask the Doc

Basic rappers; Lasik havers only seeing half the clock

thinking they can get from 0 to 100 fast as moi

Klingon on to the Stars as if they thought they're Master Spock

 

Check your watch and the roster I'm not after dark

You better be Noah'n my flowing begins to flood that's when disaster starts

Only one of me, since i blast'd apart half the ark

Couldn't recreate what I make, cause this craft is art

 

and all of y'all are toddlers who be drawing on the wall

I'm an artist, painting ceilings while you're struggling to crawl

I was on top when I started and while you followed the dotted

lines I just hopped in the TARDIS and I'm regarded as marvelous

 

I'm quick with a pen, my wits' the scabbard for the sword

If you think you're mighty, you better cite me in your report

I'm the force that warrants you not to perform anymore

So give me my credit and start walking towards the door

 

Screw these unimportant scores, I said i'm evil at the start

feeding apples to these people who are feeble in the heart

I am regal in my art, I'm like an eagle, like a hawk

and I be lethal when I squawk, you're just a beagle when he barks

woof

 

KUMMER

 

First track ever, I don't need an introduction

Ash-Tin, me and Mat rapping in conjunction

We'll win a Grammy in this lyrical production

Everybody jocking me I'm feeling all this suction

 

It's something - that Mike Giraldi's even sucking me

Except I'll hit accept and you know she won't hang up on me

This kid is lost treasure all the ladies gonna plunder me

My bars have peaked at maximum heat, they reach incredibly high degrees

 

in Kelvin, getting fucked with seldom

break you into parts and then I'm gonna sell them

Big Hoss on this beat, Chumlee go and tell them

the old man and Cory said you bitches aint welcome

 

do what I came to do and come up from nothing just like Rocky

I keep eating and not a single person gon stop me

You rappers malnourished just like my tomagochi

sedated and raped this track

Bill Cosby

 

ASH-TIN LAROLD

Been rapping long enough to pay my dues

this is my house when you enter you better remove your shoes

I'm a veteran heckling the heck out of all you dudes

or better yet, a predator just looking at you as food

 

who the fuck are you, i'm a deity beating plebeians easily

you little fucking fiendish comedians want a piece of me?

this evil genius will leave you bleeding, wheezing, and screaming

for a legal treaty to end this grievous beef with me peacefully

 

Fuck 100, I'm zero to mach 20

this industry's a joke and quite frankly its not funny

a bunch of dummies just hungry for fucking money

bars hotter than the sun is all that you're getting from me

 

I spit better shit than this embelished rhetoric

expressing my lament for the present lack of intellegence

my vernacular's excellent, charismatic and elegant

keeping intellect relevant, take a guess what my message is