I Steal Your Car's Key

*distant footsteps and screaming*

*getting closer and closer*

whoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER SPONGEBOI TRACK??!?!?!?!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOBO'S RUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!!!

CAR'S KEY!!!!!!

 

Yea, us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

Yea, us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

 

I love running after i snort my coke, but after i steal your families Car's key, running will be a major joke,

sure after running for 2 days straight every couple of days, i've had a couple hundred strokes,

bobby just stole all my clothes, all i got left is my empty toilet paper rolls,

my jeans, and my small ripped up, vomit and muck covered T-Shirt i stole from Bobby, (FUCK YOU BOBBY!!!!!)

that sloppy cock, looking like he threw a hot coffee pot on his face looking bastard,

my favorite pet rock was in there, i've brought that thing fucking everywhere,

so imma go and steal my cart back

*halts a car*

"Can i Talk to you for a second mister?"

"sure"

"can i see your Car's key"

"sure"

"thanks"

*runs off*

BOBBYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"what"

"give me my stuff back bobby"

"sure, for that rock with eyes"

"WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I'll Shank you with my Car's key"

"Ok, OK, JESUS CHRIST, NOT THE FUCKING CAR'S KEY MAN, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!

TAKE YOUR STUFF GODDAMNIT!!"

"thats what i thought"

 

Cause us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

Yea, us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

 

so i got a set of Car's key, but thats hardly enough to settle my random need,

i've smoked a gram or two of speed, now i just need to get me some more of them Car's key,

got that chain round my neck, made from recycled thread, i don't know if it can hold all of my bread (Car's key),

yea, i got that old homeless rolex made out of recycled cleenex boxes

i got 99 Car's key, but yours isn't one, so why don't you hand it over and make it 1 hundred,

your key can be trusted with me, the Hobo-stest with the mostest.

 

Cause us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

Yea, us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)

 

i don't want the car

just the Car's key.

 

Please. Donate your Car's key to a homeless charity so people like me can have it for our random ass needs.

 

us hobo's live out on the streets, all of us need some type of mobility,

thats why i steal you, your mom's, your dad's and your grandparents Car's key, (That's right)