I Got a Narcotic

 

I used to be a cancer on the neighborhood

Always slinging dope and up to no good

But then I started making my livelihood

When I found a rock from Hollywood

Now I’m king of this block, just like the Pope

Running these streets, slinging that dope

 

 

I got a narcotic, so exotic, it’s become symbolic

Like a psychotic on a super-sonic rocket that's acting idiotic

You’ll be so high you will feel no pain

As the dopamine dances in your brain

Better than champaign, Mary Jane or cocaine

Llike flying an airplane through acid rain in a hurricane

 

Everything will be magnified, multiplied, with every receptor occupied

So mystified, and satisfied, better than being circumcised

No migraine or chest pain, even taste better than a candy cane

Feel like you’re eating chow main on a freight train wrapped in cellophane

You’ll be higher than a whooping crane shooting methane in its jugular vein

While crawling out of a drain, carrying a ball-and-chain,with Saddam Hussein

 

You’ll be playing blackjack in the outback with the zodiac trying to get biofeedback

Treated like a star quarterback with a Cadillac chased by every nymphomaniac

Acting like a maniac, having a pannic attack, while eating a box of crackerjack

While listening to a soundtrack on prozac while kicking back with a lumberjack riding horseback

It’s better than a six-pack, black jack or cognac

It’s a throwback, with no drawback, flashback, heart attack or side effect

 

 

I used to be a cancer on the neighborhood

Always slinging dope and up to no good

But then I started making my livelihood

When I found a rock from Hollywood

Now I’m king of this block, just like the Pope

Running these streets, slinging that dope

 

 

Make you a lady’s man, have your own caravan, getting more ass than a handyman

Stick-out like superman in Pakistan humping batman in minivan

Like having brain drain on a jet plane while playing cards with John Wayne

While tripping with Tarzan and a caveman in Afghanistan

You’ll win the Heisman, become a newsman, increase your lifespan

Be cooler than a snowman, with a suntan, listening to a walkman

 

You’ll earn a scholarship, win a national championship, then the governorship

Take a skinny dip on the mothership while riding a battleship through the gaza strip

They’ll try and stop your beats with a dictatorship using gamesmanship trying to censorship

But you got your own warship with a judgeship and a courtship that will make you the speakership

Enhance your relationship, give you more companionship, more showmanship

You’ll be able land a spaceship on the lighted strip of a battleship

 

Smarter than a business man, or a wise-man and better looking better than an anchorman

Be an anchorman with a suntan in Spokane with a pension plan and a minivan

They’ll come at you with a frying pan and bedpan to try and end your life span

But like the boogeyman you’ll be able to disappear faster than the ku klux klan

You can be a journeyman with a travel plan hiking from Uzbekistan to Afghanistan

I don’t have a middleman, take a pay off plan, so you bring cash like a businesses man

 

 

I used to be a cancer on the neighborhood

Always slinging dope and up to no good

But then I started making my livelihood

When I found a rock from Hollywood

Now I’m king of this block, just like the Pope

Running these streets, slinging that dope

 

 

Faster than a fat-cat, sweating bureaucrat, turning down the thermostat

Going tit for tat with this or that and every want to be copy cap

Chased by every bombshell through every hotel

While talking more shit than Howard Cosell

Happier than a Persian cat chasing a water rat through a Chinese laundromat

While making my pockets fat and turning me into a gangster aristocratic

 

No more waiting on a taxicab, now that you got the gift of gab

You’ll be eating the biggest slab of Alaskan king crab with Donovan McNabb

You won’t need any damage control; nobody will think you’re an asshole

With nobody having self-control, it’s my ace in the hole, making me a Bankroll

Everybody gets psychotic, neurotic, starts acting idiotic

They look hypnotic, till they take my narcotic, then they become robotic

 

It’s a dopamine occupier, receptor multiplier, that gets you higher than an emulsifier

Boost your amplifier, increase your sexual desire, make you hotter than artillery fire

Like being on a high wire, over top of fire, trying to grab a telegraph wire

But now you a ball of fire, an electron multiplier, every lady’s top desire

Went from qualifier, to occupier, to a lady’s man wearing the finest attire

And I’m the only supplier of everyone’s desire that’s about to set the world on fire

 

 

I used to be a cancer on the neighborhood

Always slinging dope and up to no good

But then I started making my livelihood

When I found a rock from Hollywood

Now I’m king of this block, just like the Pope

Running these streets, slinging that dope