don't touch me boy

Don't touch me boy don't touch me oy!I'm not a cowboy!

I'm not a pussy cat so don't give me a pat!

don't make me talk to your mom because you don't want to go to Valhalla

oh, hey thor what's up man? I just got back from Japan.

what? did someone say Valhalla? cuz I'll put them in there...

 

my friend said goodbye and I asked why, and he said you're going to die!

wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?!?!

but then he pulled out a pistol and shot me in the thigh.

I groaned in pain but then it started to rain.

he said you have to get a coffin so I gave him fifty bucks

then he said oh shucks.

 

Then he looks me in the eye but then said goodbye