Battles   vs Web_Alternate

RULES

Punchline battle to see who has the better jokes and puns. And by the way! Dumb bitches can't comment so don't be a dumb bitch.

Max of 18 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Nigga I get laid unlike your awkward ass
  • You fucking choke up every time a girl pass
  • You get nervous and social situations
  • Shitting In ya pants to ask to be excused you hesitate
  • Boy I bet under the mask Is a crappy head
  • Ain't brushed that shit In centuries yo I be dead
  • Talking to these ugly ass bitches on the net
  • They like they know you the biggest loser on the set
  • If you can't find a girl In real life In your webs
  • Your desperate enough to go on the Internet
  • That's sad my nigga, this verse I had to hit ya
  • Every verse I read from you sound too vanilla
  • If you gotta throne It's Inside your fucking head
  • Come back to reality and ya ass be fucking dead
  • Like you got me right now from nonstop laughter
  • You don't even rap so how could you be a rapper?
  • HA HA HA!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It's funny, We battled twice In small season runs
  • This guy never got a 2 not even 1
  • Fuck winning he didn't even won or beaten 1
  • He got beaten more than once with a reason none
  • If I'm awkward, I'm probably difficult to conquer
  • 99.9 percent of aliens retreat with honor
  • If I'm awkward, I probably feel so embarrassed
  • To rap battle a loser like you your disparaged
  • I'm not awkward, I'm good on both feet with adidas
  • Have more grace than a ballerina eating a pizza
  • You? Your just a cry diva like Christina Melina
  • I'm a tough 1 like Hurricane Katrina Sabrina
  • Speaking of girls? Senseless, Is your II paychecks lacking rhymes?
  • So fuck your 10 cents I'm rich and wealthy attracting dimes
  • So I don't have the time to waste with this chatterbox
  • He won't ever shut up so I'll use my web blaster shot's
  • To his mouth permanently and sticking perfectly
  • I feel bad, Not! Disabled this witless verbally

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