Battles   vs Web_Alternate

RULES

You have to diss and make a fucking fool out of ta self

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You beat me 4 times, with all of your silly rhymes
  • Having a bunch of cock suckers voting for you Is a crime
  • If I can't embarrass you I'll let you do It for me
  • And If I win motherfucker you wow me a forty

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • The other day I got up and shitted In my bed
  • I had sex with Wonder Woman we did It In my head
  • Got all this doo doo In my pants with poo poo In my hands
  • Got up to take a pee pee with a boo boo In my stance
  • Got dressed In a shirt and underwear got wonder glares
  • My teacher slapped my face louder than a thunder snare
  • At lunch people laughed at my ass for being half naked
  • Saw 1 guy eat the dirt of the plate that's plated
  • Went to the gym my trainer wore a hot grand sweater
  • To bad she wasn't hot looking she was a transgender
  • When I would squat he I mean she would get behind me
  • Slip a enormous pickle In my butt then grinds each
  • Time I sit down I left the gym and ran to the playground
  • I sit on the ground then frown down as my day drowns
  • Just trying to get away from that freak I'm fatigued
  • I can't even catch no Z's but I can fall asleep

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