Battles  Jason_The_Best vs JimmyRhymes

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I have a real woman and you have a TPE sex doll woman so you lose by default. I'm the best on this site so you will never beat me dude.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

JimmyRhymes won this battle!

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Battle on July 3 2024 and Battle on July 22 2024

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You said you own a sex doll? That kinda makes you a weird loser
  • It's sad but this is a reality that you cannot maneuver
  • I have a real woman while you have a woman made from plastic
  • You couldn't get a real one so the alternative was adapted
  • My girlfriend Jennifer gives me more sex than most dudes with a wife
  • Your sex doll can't do nothing but lay there with no signs of a life
  • Poor guy I can tell your still a virgin too who had to bounce
  • But losing your virginity to a TPE sex doll woman just doesn't count
  • But you also have slight autism so I can see why you choose this move
  • You don't know how to talk or relate to people in the mix of the groove
  • So have fun with your plastic bitch if you liking the feel
  • Just know no matter how hard you try she will never be real

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • So your calling me a loser for owning a sex doll?
  • But she doesn't get pregnant so I can go in with sex raw
  • Besides it's the future for you I gotta inform
  • Dissing me for owning a sex doll but you still watching porn
  • Yeah your still watching porn even if you have a so called girlfriend that yells
  • But she ain't your girlfriend she's every other man's girlfriend as well
  • So it's like WrestlingRampage said your nothing but a fat cuck
  • A fat cuck that your lady complains has a thin dick and a fat gut
  • Bragging thinking your better than everyone because you got a lady right?
  • But she might be loud, farts, acts aggressive, and cheats which to me isn't very lady like
  • But there's something your not telling us to hide obscene
  • That she's getting fucked by guys behind the scenes good in her behind between
  • Getting it in sessions like a fitness class session and she screams
  • The guys name not yours and I know this is her nightly routine
  • My lady may not be real but at least she is loyal and delightful
  • While you can't keep your bitch on a lease she's cheats on you and acts wild
  • My woman is plastic no she's a model your bitch needed plastic surgery
  • So she's the real fake bitch and your getting real fake love you masked this fact purposely

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