Battles Jason_The_Best vs JimmyRhymes
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Jimmy it's not hard to get a girlfriend dude You are weird for what you are doing.
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JimmyRhymes won this battle!
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Battle on June 9 2024 and Battle on July 3 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Jimmy why the fuck do you choose a sex doll over a real female
- I still can't get over that shit it's a funny tale
- Just look at a fat ass like myself I still got a beautiful women with me
- If I can do it I don't see why you can't please tell me please
- If a fat man can get laid a guy with autism can get laid
- Additionally you shouldn't get sex by getting it paid
- Or else that makes you a fucking loser
- Now get off your lazy weird ass and turn off your computer
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Not this shit again, I told your stupid ass before
- I have no interest in getting a girlfriend or explore
- Also you don't have a girlfriend either that's a fact
- Once I'm done with this verse for all your bullshit that's a wrap
- Judge me all you want I don't care, but I'll give you reasonable reasons
- For one she doesn't talk, most women talk nonstop in a constant sequence
- And the things they talk about don't appeal to me and it has no meaning
- It's full of drama and gossiping and it just has me daydreaming
- Second, it's already difficult to date due to their stupid standards
- I have to be perfect, she doesn't, if I fail her standards I'm a bastard
- If she fails to meet my standards, people would think it doesn't matter
- To me it's a double standard, you don't see this disaster
- Third, Most women I meet have no manners just rude and aggressive
- I like women who are super nice and understanding not offensive
- Forth, most are fake face, fake body, I don't really find them much fun
- They can't grasp the concept of loyalty and would cheat on me with someone
- Fifth, My woman friend just has all the qualities for me that's appealing
- I'm happy that's all that matters your fat on the outside but empty inside feeling