Battles GoldenShower vs Tewsly
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Tewsly won this battle!
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Battle on June 2 2024 and Battle on June 26 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Between my stick shift I’ll drink like a hick
- Redneck hilliby till I get a case of the hiccs
- I wanna kick up a fifth of rum in a big cup
- I’ll be inside a fuckin pickup
- You gonna flip the script up and get bit in your junk
- I’m like a magician because I never fuck a trick up
- And I hate every last one of you fucking weebs
- This is my fucking website and I never said I allow dweebs
- Fuck these so called “rappers” who can’t even string together two coherent sentences
- These assholes are really fucking stupid and demented
- EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE TALENTLESS HACKS DROPS A TRACK, IT'S LIKE A DUMPSTER FIRE IN MY EYES!!!!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WASTE THEIR TIME WITH THESE PATHETIC GUYS!!!!
- THEY THINK RHYMING "MONEY" WITH "HONEY" A THOUSAND TIMES MAKES THEM LYRICISTS?!?!?!
- IT'S AN INSULT TO ANYONE WHO HAS EARS TO BE HEARIN THIS!!!!
- HOW DID WE GO FROM LEGENDS LIKE CSL AND TRACK_KING TO THIS BRAIN-DEAD CALAMITY?!
- EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE WANNABE RAPPERS OPENS THEIR MOUTH, I LOSE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN HUMANITY!!!!
- IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO PUT IN SOME EFFORT!!!!
- INSTEAD OF SPEWING OUT THE SAME TIRED, REPETITIVE TRASH OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
- IT'S AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY THAT THESE NO-TALENT CLOWNS GET ANY ATTENTION!!!!
- BECAUSE THEY DON’T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE A PEN!!!!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ay, yeah, goldenshower what the hell are you talking about,
- Track king is better than you, you're below average, no doubt,
- Here’s how below you are, I can buy everything from Five Below,
- Before I praise your raps, bro, your flow’s a no-show,
- Soundin' like you raided BuzzFeed for clickbait,
- Critics in your mentions, got you pressin’ like a heavyweight,
- But I ain't no journalist, I spit that real-time truth,
- While you play pretend, I’m out here spittin’ in the booth,
- Money and honey? Nah, that’s a cartoon skit,
- I’m the grim reaper in the cypher, you don’t want this hit,
- Call me savage, watch me ravage, every word you spit.
- Metaphors sharper than a blade, quick to rip,
- You outta touch like a vagrant on a yacht,
- I’m throwin’ shade like a solar eclipse, call it hot,
- Bars like a prison, but I’m breakin’ out the cell,
- You in a kiddie pool, I’m makin’ waves, can’t you tell?
- Rappin’ is a sport, you bench-warm like a scrub,
- While I’m dunkin’ on your verses like I’m LeBron in the club,
- Step your game up, kid, I’m the titan of this flow,
- While you’re stuck chasin’ clout, I’m burnin’ mics with that glow
- Because your not like us