Battles Tewsly vs GoldenShower
RULES
Goldenshower please step up,I'm going to have to out class you really quick. welcome to 2 mintues of hell, rest of y'all, welcome to heaven!
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Tewsly won this battle!
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Battle on June 2 2024, Battle on June 26 2024, and Battle on July 27 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Hook)
- Uh yeah, what's next? to destroy, this mother fucker
- Uh yeah, huh-huh, alright ay-yo
- To anybody who consider there-self part of the X factor as an adversary.
- You need to kill your self, yo-yo
- (Verse 1)
- Merry Christmas you clown, Milk of his sperm, goin' down another man's leg
- Bro is not a Leprechaun, cleaned around his fugly dildo, shut up about sayin' nigga
- You can't say either because you have Vitiligo. Even with no nigro pass,
- You're still not a superhero, you're a psychopath because his flow is a whole definition of a Sociopath
- Do you need a bath or a shower? Pick one Golden, you can't be golden if you're not a man
- To take you're own showers, why are you draggin' my name through your raps?
- I dissed you one time, and it barely was a diss, did are education leave you dissatisfaction?
- Here let me take at a fraction, then niggas be subtractin', y'all wannbe niggas because
- You can't pull my shit out you're mouth. It's not my problem you're dysfunctional,
- And who said I couldn't handle you solo? I've been Virtuoso since day one
- I'm the one and only Trejo, and nigga here's my, nine wanna call the cops fine bitch I'll make you fine (Damn!?)
- I'm done with niggas who hate on albums and talent, pale grow so slow it's more like fake snow
- New puppeteer, I'll call you Pinocchio because he can't shed a tear.
- He's sayin' shit so racist that he doesn't even support Obamacare.
- I've been the only nigga you've walked across who's been a Quantifiable person in this game
- Don't hate on me because I know my way around, oh what are you goin' to r-a-p-e your way around
- Just like Puff daddy? Regardless of a fake fuck nigga bein' a tough saddy
- Colossus of tryin' to release his Catharsis to a person named Adonis
- Stop bein' Obnoxious, Are problems are not yours to solve fuck nigga
- Get off rappad and get away from the mic, nigga go grip a dick
- Suck on it like you're life depends on it Homophobic, Into domestic violence
- Site of his own Yabbadabbadoo because it's a Hullabaloo
- Because he's been sayin', I do, I do, I do,
- My new wife who, doesn't want to find you, because you're still mentally, thirteen, still stuck
- As a little Polypropylene it's crazy you're still yappin' this much as a newborn teen
- So Goldie, please go back inside and eat your porch, because diddy is waitin' for you
- For his next home made meal back at his hoe-tel.
- Brotha, how many times, do I have to come up these lyrics, to come up and fuck her
- How many more times, do you have to lie? Cynics eclipse there self, self interested
- No interest rate, he couldn't rest, or past the test, invalid hypocrite, needs to reciprocate
- His mind, he can't get over, his dirty mind, damn, it's hard to find (HA HA)
- Like he has the balls to say it in front of us all
- But he's just mad that I have the balls to call him out
- Because I spit it way better then him, and he can't grow any taller
- Then he's already are because he's three foot tall, little shorty
- Wants to pull a shawty but can't pull a shawty because he's a shorty
- And he's a minor with a minority desire, to go to the firm
- With an infirmity disorder grab a firm grip on reality because his realty is sheddin'
- to two sets of tears and he needs to grab some ears, this is a diss-order service
- Call 9-1-1 like the tragic day he can't find his dog in the middle of a crisis called 9/11 (damn!?)
- But I ain't dissin' nine eleven because he was probably dumb enough
- To step out of his house and go to seven eleven and buy himself a alcoholic beverage
- But he's not below the age so I'm equalin' the leverage with the clever
- And wickness flows that I always persue, and he can't diss me at all no more because
- He hopped off a bridge and committed national road kill like a irresponsible
- Person he already is, this is Tewsly reportin' live and I say fuck you goldenshower!?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Intro):
- Alright, so we back at it again
- You fuckers asked for it
- (Chorus):
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red
- (Verse):
- Gonna leave you in misery
- Named after piss but I don’t come from kidneys
- Tewsly tryna diss me outta jealousy
- Well they say bittnerness has no remedy
- I like to smoke weed and drink Hennessy
- Overwhelm you and leave you with no energy
- Kicking yo ass like a fucking penalty
- It’s impossible to send for me
- I mean I beat your ass like 4 times
- I just have really good foresight
- Watch you choke while sitting courtside
- Then watch you choke like ten more times (walk on by)
- You ain’t accomplished nothing nowhere
- I’d insult your hairline but you have no hair
- Smoke yo ass but they say I can’t smoke here
- You also have a small dick in case you wanna go there
- (Chorus):
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red
- (Verse):
- You’ll never beat me so don’t even try, bitch
- It’s impossible to fuck with my vibe, bitch
- Unlike GenXjeezy who needs 40 sidekicks
- I’m better, and that’s a fact but you just don’t like it
- I’m superior in every way but you just don’t like it
- I’m smarter so how come you ain’t knew I’d win?
- And you small potatoes so it’s a food fight then
- You probably wish you were me, I bet
- (Chorus):
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red
- I can disprove everything you just said
- Maybe you should work at McDonalds instead
- It’s clear you don’t have brains inside that head
- Boutta humiliate you and yo cheeks will be red