CHALLENGER'S RAP

• who do you want when the villains are active?
• who do you want when the world is a disaster?
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• who do you want when the killings are followed by laughter?
• who do you want when it's your children they're after?
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• cut the shit, you know my gangsta is way past the limit
• they put me in a box, so i got better than the rest while talking to the ghosts
• got these politicians feeling the pressure, got these hoes wanting my
• number, but i can take so many calls in a day, so i blocked my own number
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• walking down the street, crazy karen tried to roll me down in a hummer
• way too close, thinkin' she's my biggest fan, my neediest stalker
• had to run, too scared to try and stop her, no way to talk when she's on
• her high horse, trumpeting her moral high ground
• she should at least sample a snappy instrumental, cuz honking her horn
• just draws annoyance and people quickly lose attention
• and if we're all just tryna get along, then i best not mention nothin' about
• greene's bleach-blonde bad-built butch-body
• i guess we all gotta say we're sorry, and i'll submit my sincere apology
• to the plenary in a written document, notarized if necessary
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• well, all hell may as well break loose
• if we're swimming against the current then i'll say an easy goodbye to my shoes
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• you know these bitches be slippin'
• these men can't catch a break, so they're slut shaming anyone who loves
• sex, money and stripping, hypocrites with no sense of self improvement
• who just gotta hate on everything cuz they don't know how to improve it
• shame, shame, shame
• poppin' bottles cuz i'm a malevolent crusader in this game
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• who do you want when the villains are active?
• who do you want when the world is an active disaster?
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• who do you want when the nameless killings are followed by laughter?
• who do you want when it's your children they're after?
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• when the body count gets going, it's knees, elbows and crowns that
• i'll be throwin'
• fuck with the king and the court jester will be teaching you to dance while you sing
• bend your knee to the court and kiss the ring
• and lay down your arms
• skill is built on a lifetime and any dumb kid can pull a trigger
• it's too easy to take a bullet, load it, point it, and blow it
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• cowards
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• meet me in combat and i'll wreck your shit, no sweat
• like lighting up and snubbing out a bummed cigarette
• easy to do, easy to forget
• and i don't even have my full wit about me yet
• get fucked, that's some advice, take her out somewhere nice
• true, true
• money is a serious issue
• and the numbers say, most of us got little left when we've got to pay
• I guess the old adage rings tru, get rich or die trying
• so fresh and so clean, wash my money with champloo
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• who do you want when the villains are active?
• who do you want when the world is an active disaster?
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• who do you want when the nameless killings are followed by laughter?
• who do you want when it's your children they're after?