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I Can Teach You How to Dougie
- Verse: I keep a couple Xanies tucked in the band of my panties
- And if anybody needs me I’ll be on the bathroom floor.
- There’s something about parties and the sweet smell of bacardi
- That just makes me wanna throw up as soon as I’m in the door.
- Some dude is talking shit to me; he’s about to be hitting me
- Cause he can’t take a joke and now I’ve gone too far to stop.
- All I did was tell him that I was a little jealous cause his girlfriend’s ass
- Looks like two tennis balls inside a sock.
- Now I'm staring at his fist and I'm feeling inadequate cause I know that
- He's probably about to knock me out.
- It's not like I can stop him cause all the drugs that I'm popping
- Are kicking in and I'm about to be tripping anyhow.
- So I let him take his aggression out on my face cause it's the
- Lesson that I guess I deserve, then I walked away.
- I spit a couple loogies in the cup that’s closest to me and I
- Slipped some cunt a roofie I was saving just in case.
- I can teach you how to Dougie, this white boy from the country
- Has a way with words that guarantees the public loves me.
- You gone remember me, I can turn beef into lunch meat,
- I’ll have you fucking junkies giving me all of your money.
- I drink until the room starts spinning and every sink in the
- House has my barf in it.
- A cup of Jack mixed with dark guinness, I need that shit that’s
- Hard hitting so I have an excuse to be swinging when these women
- Start bitching.
- If I'm being honest, I showed up to this party already ready to vomit,
- Mixing chronic with my vodka tonic, swallow a pill,
- Don’t know where I got it, don’t know what it was, but I’m better on it.
- I probably won’t apologize for my behavior.
- Even though you’ll probably find me bout an hour later.
- Eyes dilated, pissing down a flight of stairs, quit your bitching bitch,
- Don’t you understand that I don’t care?
- My drinking’s so excessive I get the respect of anorexics,
- What were you expecting? I drink to teach my liver a lesson.
- Popping percocets and chasing em with syrup, testing the limits
- Before this Henny and Guinness gets spit up all over your family pictures.
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