BUILDING BLUEPRINT

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  1. [INTRODUCTION]( .)
  2. [KIDS REACT TO EMINEM sound clip]( .)
  3. [EMINEM PARODY (short clip]( .)
  4. [KIDS REACT TO EMINEM another clip]( .)
  5. [TEENS REACT TO 2PAC sound clip]( .)
  6.  
  7. [Hook 1 rihanna 2]( .)
  8. I'm friends with a monster
  9. His name's eminem
  10. Going to take a journey
  11. Inside of his head
  12. I'm trying to save him
  13. Don't fight this process
  14. Have you seen Inception?
  15. Yeah, we stole that conception
  16.  
  17. [VERSE 1 bart baker]( .)
  18. I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak
  19. You see
  20. Need to reveal the real me
  21. Do you think that this elevator's an antique?
  22. I think I'm going to get motion sick
  23. Excuse me
  24. Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti
  25. Knees weak
  26. Palms are sweaty
  27. Wrong song you deadbeat!
  28. Now i see me, wait this is confusing
  29. Why do I look like a baby?
  30. It's the birth of Slim Shady
  31. Don't you see?
  32. You and Dr. Dre created me
  33. Get me out of here RiRi
  34. (Oh sh**, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep)
  35. Goddamn
  36. I'm back in this weird dream
  37. I'm beginning to think that rihanna is not a real shrink
  38. You should just listen to me
  39. Do d**, bash gays
  40. Hate on boy bands, and always be angry
  41. Here's some pills to help you think
  42.  
  43. [VERSE 2 me]( .)
  44. Everytime i hear eminems music i just wanna f****n' lose it
  45. But there's no need to keep my finger on the button to repeat
  46. From being a nice young lad (well on the camera..)
  47. To all of this sick bulls**t when you made a remix with biggie
  48. Rapping about all of these illegal things from the dark web
  49. Somethin' about animals, kids, faggots &also "cannibals"
  50. So i thought I'd just give him a surprise and say "hheeyy.."
  51. I heard you like cannibal things (I'm called the L C)
  52. If i was you I'd get the snitchy phone ready
  53. Cause' you'll need it after mother f***n' listening to me
  54. The monster from under the bed including the closet
  55. You'll need to get yourself some wealth &authority
  56. Pure equipment with drugs &mother f****n' hoes
  57. All those nice little kiddies that follow you're orders
  58. "Oh yes miss!!, yes sir!!" (you make me f****n' sick!!)
  59. Clearly it's the modern people doing all of it
  60. I'm sure it wasn't banned back in the early 2000's
  61. Making all of the kids cry &giving more money to pensioners
  62. It's no wonder people in the "good ol' days" wanted a war
  63. I'm getting really suspicious about this "shady f****n' law!!"
  64. You ain't no rap god (you're the mother f****n' devil!!)
  65. My homie f**k you up, "you ain't on my mother f****n' level!!"
  66.  
  67. [Hook 2 rihanna 2]( .)
  68. Em should get a sponsor
  69. He's such a pill head
  70. Maybe from vicodin
  71. Valium or Ambien
  72. He's always so pissed off
  73. He can't catch his breath
  74. Eminem calm down please
  75. Stop with all the yelling
  76.  
  77. [VERSE 3 bart baker]( .)
  78. Flashback to my wigger mindset
  79. I look like I stole somebody's over sized UPS outfit
  80. And freebased in it
  81. And on top of all of that cr'ap
  82. I'm wearing a doo rag and can't control my hands
  83. Cut me slack I was trailer trash
  84. Yodel odel ay hee hoo!
  85. Who the hell's this f*ggot a** dude yodelling?
  86. Dude I don't know, it's your weird a** dream
  87. (I'm here elton John the gay pianist
  88. You're still using that word? Time for you to pay
  89. Come here give me a kiss
  90. Oh no, my toupee!)
  91. Without that stupid wig you look cute actually
  92. "Can I please s** your d**k?"
  93. What the hell's happening in my head?
  94. Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?
  95. If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying
  96. I really am disturbed
  97.  
  98. [VERSE 4 me]( .)
  99. Friends can be good or friends can be bad
  100. Making money off the fake like you never even had
  101. Making music for kids acting like a f****n' wrongun (man)
  102. Listen you just can't be sayin' this s**t "lad!"
  103. If only i was more interested in doing the math
  104. While you're choking on doctor dre's d**k
  105. Getting bumped up the arsse by 50 cent
  106. While you unload you're candy for every lil kiddy
  107. Aslong as kids know it's no even playing field (so poncey!!)
  108. "Just never disobey you're daddy" (he's a lil bit noncey!!)
  109. Yeah kids, monsters are real, go ask you're mummy
  110. Once she's had a big d**k, nothin' else is satisfying
  111. She loses her satisfaction, "how big does she want a d**k?!"
  112. I just don't like d***s that's too mother f****n' big
  113. Not only it's "painful" but it's also "f****n' bulls**t!!"
  114. Slim shady ruined his legacy &he f****n' knows this
  115. Rap rise speaking about his rapping (he completely f****d it!!)
  116. Goldilocks needs to avoid a "modern rapist" all y'all...
  117. 5 academy awards means brilliant lying &acting
  118. Mayn i best calm down before i "mother f****n' murder him!!"
  119.  
  120. [Hook 3 rihanna 2]( .)
  121. Marshall's on a roof now
  122. How did that happen?
  123. Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
  124. I guess his messed up head can't tell direction
  125. Whatever,
  126. Never mind
  127. Back to the storyline
  128. This song's almost over
  129. This must be the end
  130. (Whatever is)
  131. Whatever is in that box must be his demon
  132. (Wait, what the)
  133. "Wait...!!"
  134. "What the f**k?!..."
  135. "It's a giant M&M!!!!!!"
  136. (You dumba**)
  137. You dumba**
  138. Don't you see?
  139. This is your destiny
  140. Set yourself free!
  141.  
  142. [OUTRO DUCTION bart baker]( .)]
  143. Cause I'm a candy
  144. Yes I'm a man candy
  145. Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me
  146. "Moral of the story kids"
  147. Don't do d**!
  148. Don't do d**!!
  149. Don't do d**!!!
  150.  
  151. [OUTRO DUCTION me]( .)
  152. F** EMINEM!!
  153. F** HIS FANS!!
  154. YOU F**K EVERYTHING UP!!
  155. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!
  156. WEST MOTHER F****N' SIDE!!
  157. SO F**K YOU TOO!!
  158. F**K YOU'RE D**K SUCKIN' HOMIE 50!!
  159. INFACT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?!"
  160. IN YOU'RE"SICK LIL" DREAMS!!
  161. F**K EVERYONE OF ALL Y'ALL!!
  162.  
  163. ["kids"]( .)
  164. "Who the f** is this guy?!"
  165. "I don't know, my stupid mom hired him!!"
  166. [KIDS REACT &RATE EMINEM sound clip]( .)
  167. [KIDS REACT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS sound clip]( .)
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