The L-C ft rihanna 2 & bart bake...

 

I'm friends with a monster

His name's eminem

Going to take a journey

Inside of his head

I'm trying to save him

Don't fight this process

Have you seen Inception?

Yeah, we stole that conception

 

I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak

You see

Need to reveal the real me

Do you think that this elevator's an antique?

I think I'm going to get motion sick

Excuse me

Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti

Knees weak

Palms are sweaty

Wrong song you deadbeat!

Now i see me, wait this is confusing

Why do I look like a baby?

It's the birth of Slim Shady

Don't you see?

You and Dr. Dre created me

Get me out of here RiRi

(Oh sh**, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep)

Goddamn

I'm back in this weird dream

I'm beginning to think that rihanna is not a real shrink

You should just listen to me

Do d**, bash gays

Hate on boy bands, and always be angry

Here's some pills to help you think

 

Everytime i hear eminems music i just wanna f****n' lose it

But there's no need to keep my finger on the button to repeat

From being a nice young lad (well on the camera..)

To all of this sick bulls**t when you made a remix with biggie

Rapping about all of these illegal things from the dark web

Somethin' about animals, kids, faggots & also "cannibals"

So i thought I'd just give him a surprise and say "hheeyy.."

I heard you like cannibal things (I'm called the L-C)

If i was you I'd get the snitchy phone ready

Cause' you'll need it after mother f***n' listening to me

The monster from under the bed including the closet

You'll need to get yourself some wealth & authority

Pure equipment with drugs & mother f****n' hoes

All those nice little kiddies that follow you're orders

"Oh yes miss!!, yes sir!!" (you make me f****n' sick!!)

Clearly it's the modern people doing all of it

I'm sure it wasn't banned back in the early 2000's

Making all of the kids cry & giving more money to pensioners

It's no wonder people in the "good ol' days" wanted a war

I'm getting really suspicious about this "shady f****n' law!!"

You ain't no rap god (you're the mother f****n' devil!!)

My homie f**k you up, "you ain't on my mother f****n' level!!"

 

Em should get a sponsor

He's such a pill head

Maybe from vicodin

Valium or Ambien

He's always so pissed off

He can't catch his breath

Eminem calm down please

Stop with all the yelling

 

Flashback to my wigger mindset

I look like I stole somebody's over-sized UPS outfit

And freebased in it

And on top of all of that cr'ap

I'm wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands

Cut me slack I was trailer trash

Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!

Who the hell's this f*ggot a** dude yodelling?

Dude I don't know, it's your weird a** dream

(I'm here elton John the gay pianist

You're still using that word? Time for you to pay

Come here give me a kiss

Oh no, my toupee!)

Without that stupid wig you look cute actually

"Can I please s** your d**k?"

What the hell's happening in my head?

Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?

If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying

I really am disturbed

 

Friends can be good or friends can be bad

Making money off the fake like you never even had

Making music for kids acting like a f****n' wrongun (man)

Listen you just can't be sayin' this s**t "lad!"

If only i was more interested in doing the math

While you're choking on doctor dre's d**k

Getting bumped up the arsse by 50 cent

While you unload you're candy for every lil kiddy

Aslong as kids know it's no even playing field (so poncey!!)

"Just never disobey you're daddy" (he's a lil bit noncey!!)

Yeah kids, monsters are real, go ask you're mummy

Once she's had a big d**k, nothin' else is satisfying

She loses her satisfaction, "how big does she want a d**k?!"

I just don't like d***s that's too mother f****n' big

Not only it's "painful" but it's also "f****n' bulls**t!!"

Slim shady ruined his legacy & he f****n' knows this

Rap rise speaking about his rapping (he completely f****d it!!)

Goldilocks needs to avoid a "modern rapist" all y'all...

5 academy awards means brilliant lying & acting

Mayn i best calm down before i "mother f****n' murder him!!"

 

Marshall's on a roof now

How did that happen?

Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'

I guess his messed up head can't tell direction

Whatever,

Never mind

Back to the storyline

This song's almost over

This must be the end

(Whatever is)

Whatever is in that box must be his demon

(Wait, what the)

"Wait...!!"

"What the f**k?!..."

"It's a giant M&M!!!!!!"

(You dumba**)

You dumba**

Don't you see?

This is your destiny

Set yourself free!

 

OUTRO-DUCTION - bart baker]

Cause I'm a candy

Yes I'm a man candy

Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me

"Moral of the story kids"

Don't do d**!

Don't do d**!!

Don't do d**!!!

 

F** EMINEM!!

F** HIS FANS!!

YOU F**K EVERYTHING UP!!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!

WEST MOTHER F****N' SIDE!!

SO F**K YOU TOO!!

F**K YOU'RE D**K SUCKIN' HOMIE 50!!

INFACT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?!"

IN YOU'RE"SICK LIL" DREAMS!!

F**K EVERYONE OF ALL Y'ALL!!

 

"Who the f** is this guy?!"

"I don't know, my stupid mom hired him!!"